Cheesecake

(verb) The act of steering a possibly dangerous conversation to another topic by talking about something unrelated.

“They were talking about politics so I cheesecaked the conversation.”

by lizardlump December 18, 2017

Cheesecaked

A marker used by homosexuals to indicate sexual interest in a heterosexual, typically by leaving slices or whole cheesecakes on ones property. The more cheesecake, the higher the interest.

Francisco cheesecaked the new warehouse guy's Camaro last night.

by Nickel Slots May 28, 2018

cheesecake at midnight

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by KalebIsCool February 21, 2018

Cheesecake McGee

CockBlocker who can't stop saying dumb shit about Cheesecakes.

At least it seems like he knew Cheesecake McGee was being a real fuck ass

by Qortne July 30, 2018

cheesemellow

Similar to the marshmellow in texture, softness, and shape, but made of cheese. Capable of being lightly toasted over a fire to an optimal level of soft, molten crispiness.

Damn, dude, i think you burnt the cheesemellows, go and pick up some more and don't forget the graham crackers this time.

by Tesseract60 September 16, 2018

Cheesecake

Used in reference to marijuana by well-off suburban western Canadian kids so as to avoid being found out by their helicopter parents and teachers. Classically coined in 2013 when a class-famous 8th-grade stoner said that to him, weed tastes like cheesecake.

The idea was highly successful, allowing for many otherwise highly-parented teens to skirt their parent's radar and get high.

Its modern day use-case is mostly nostalgic; however, it is not uncommon to find it used in the realm of worried girlfriends and wives.

How it was coined:

Some kid: I love getting high, but weed tastes like shit. It's like all of the bad parts of hotdog meat.

Class-famous stoner: Nah man, weed tastes amazing. It's just like cheesecake.

Example Sentence:

Kid: Hey dude, I got some cheesecake at lunch today. Want to come over for a sleepover this weekend to eat it?

Kid's Friend: Yeah man, sure. I could get high.

by ThaPryynce34 April 24, 2019

Cheesecaking

The act of standing in front of an individual who is in a sitting or laying down position, and catching them by surprise by dropping your pants, spreading your cheeks and flatulating in close vicinity of the face.

Kirk's favorite prank to his unsuspecting victim's was a good old fashioned Cheesecaking.

"Hey! How'd you get those Morgan Freeman moles?"

"Oh, that's just the aftermath of a cheesecaking."

by Karmaxp0p0 November 6, 2019