Chasturbation

The act of masturbation in a public or socially awkward area or masturbating in an unorthodox manner.

Kid: Bro, last night i chasturbated naked in my baby sitters living room chair.

Friend: That's chasturbation at its best

by Old Spicy January 10, 2011

chastise

(verb) to tactfully secrete semen on one's partner's thorax

Hey baby, when are you gonna let me chastise you?
OMG!! Kees, did you really just chastise me?

by loxies December 6, 2020

cheat tard

A name you can call someone who does better than you in a game to accuse them of cheating. This can be used whether you actually think someone cheated or not.

Sarah, how did you get ahead of me you cheat tard!?

by Jason Kelley October 10, 2007

Cheaptivities

Finding things to do when you have little to no money spend on them.

I only have four dollars so we will have to partake in some cheaptivities, like swimming at the lake or only smoking one doobie instead of two.

by shannycdn June 29, 2010

Cheat-peat

Winning multiple championships In a sport or competition with the aid of cheating

Tom Brady is the greatest Cheat-peat champion of all time.

by Rez2380 May 7, 2015

chastinie

A beautiful young lady who is always smiling no matter what.
Is very unique and has her own sense of style
Is known to have ovarian cancer

Chastinie is awesome

by Zo345Pde56 August 17, 2016

Chastist

A person who discriminates against another for not being sexually active. You can also refer to this as "virgin shaming", as it is the opposite of slut shaming.

Man: "You're no good at sex because you're a virgin!"
Woman: "Fuck you, you fucking chastist!"

by Prestonm1993 September 13, 2017