When a guy wraps a fruit roll up around his penis and smears marshmallow cream on his testicle before a girl performs oral. As his testicles stick to her face he has her tell him “it’s magically delicious”.
You can tell she got a mouthful of Danny’s lucky charms last night. She still has marshmallow in her hair.
by Whoshadaddy November 22, 2024
by ju'what August 18, 2008
Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
by Oreosgirlfriend November 09, 2020
October 27. Marks the day the once upon a time episode “good form” (3x05) was aired, in which Killian Jones cures David Nolan of his deadly dreamshade poisoning and the two stop hating each other. Coined my tik toker @captaincharming_fp as the day many began to ship them, and the day they would’ve shared their first kiss in the “captaincharming_fp alternate universe”.
by Ravioli tin July 31, 2022
Grinch has that eel charm, his smile is infectuous isn't it? Don't you want to reach out and touch him Homer?
by The Original Agahnim December 15, 2021
by The Original Agahnim December 15, 2021
by huwoansj April 29, 2021