muscularly challenged

The poitically correct way to say someone is fat

She has a muscularly challenged ass (She is a fat ass!)

by badjohnny September 6, 2012

challenged book

A book that's usually deemed immoral, controversial, outrageous or just plain wrong by social standards. Usually a book that is sought to be removed or otherwise restricted from public access, typically from a library or a school curriculum.

The new challenged book is now available to the public.

by Schmuckoff June 23, 2017

Saltine Challenge

A classic eating contest in which a contestant tries to eat six saltine crackers in sixty seconds. No other aids are allowed (i.e. a glass of water), and the challenge ends once the last cracker(s) is/are swallowed or time runs out.
The simple-sounding task is much more difficult than than anticipated due to the dryness of the cracker.
The challenge can be made harder by increasing the required number of consumed saltines to seven or even eight for those who want to live on the edge.

Joe: I bet you cant eat six saltines in a minute.
Moe: Dude, I wreck the saltine challenge all the time!

by atimonkey March 18, 2010

Macaroni Challenge

The Macaroni Challenge originated in ancient Rome at a small liberal arts college in Maryland. The Macaroni Challenge is a feat that should only be undertaken by Brave Men. The Macaroni Challenge consists of extensive Macaroni Consumption over a period of exactly 24 hours. The Macaroni Challenge should not be aired on FOX in 24 discrete episodes occuring in Real Time. Completion of the Macaroni Challenge shall be invalidated if the participant cries or throws up. According to the World Macaroni Challenge Counsel (WMCC) the Macaroni must be presented with a Cheese Topping And Consumed From A Small Bowl Using A Tined Eating Utensil. There has only been one certified completion of the Macaroni Challenge.

Dont be a bitch! We're not going to let you into our frat unless you complete the Macaroni Challenge!

by Julius Tabernacle April 14, 2008

Attachmentally Challenged

Politically correct version of Attachmentard.

Stupid jerk who continually forgets to include a specified attachment within an email.

Don't be alarmed if Bob had to send you that spread sheet a few times, he's a little attachmentally challenged.

by Velveeta Vunderkoont August 25, 2008

The FOE20 Challenge

See who can walk outside safely

If you’ve never run your mouth you can accept the FOE20 Challenge

by Scott The Twat Porter May 17, 2022

residentially challenged

Politically correct term for a homeless person, bum or hobo.

I thought these residentially challenged folks weren't allowed to panhandle on this corner.

by monkeyman1968 April 17, 2014