Schmuckoff's definitions

femflexes

The reflexes of a female. Especially when it comes to fighting.

She used her femflexes to defeat her rival in a fight.

by Schmuckoff June 19, 2017

challenged book

A book that's usually deemed immoral, controversial, outrageous or just plain wrong by social standards. Usually a book that is sought to be removed or otherwise restricted from public access, typically from a library or a school curriculum.

The new challenged book is now available to the public.

by Schmuckoff June 23, 2017

lav life

Lavish lifestyle especially a one that is materialistic and also selfish.

She's living the lav life not worrying about the real world.

by Schmuckoff June 23, 2017

lavvy

A lavishly well off person who is self-centered and usually spoiled.

Stay away from Shelly she's a stuck up lavvy

by Schmuckoff June 23, 2017

fuzzlefazzled

Baffled especially by a strange and unexplained event.

He was fuzzlefazzled by the weird growl outside.

by Schmuckoff June 23, 2017

static storm

A small storm of static that interrupts electronics and other machines. Usually such occurrence happens in hot and humid weather.

The static storm just shorted out my laptop! DAMN IT!

by Schmuckoff June 23, 2017

replivirus

A hybrid between a parasite and a virus that kills the host and mimics the DNA. Then it replicates the genetic makeup of the host and makes copies of itself. This virus can infect plants, animals, and also humans. Usually, the genetically replicated clones are disfigured and altered in some way.

The replivirus is an end of the world scenario that is terrifying.

by Schmuckoff June 26, 2017