when a boy lives in a crawl space 40 feet long and 2 feet high, lit up by christmas lights and has been abandond by his mother. Often smokes and talks like his balls havent dropped!
why are you being a custard?
by little jake April 17, 2009
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yeah shes smokin!
i heard she got 6 guys last week, dumped them all last sunday. now she got me.
yeah shes smokin!
i heard she got 6 guys last week, dumped them all last sunday. now she got me.
by URbANiTA November 28, 2009
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by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011
Get the custard filled croissant mug.Akin to a family tree, a Custard tree refers to a womans sexual partners and historically how they overlap and fan out
A.K.A Custard Web
A.K.A Custard Web
by The custardodian March 16, 2012
Get the Custard Tree mug.A person who looks only to their own social class and disparages any other class, be it above them or below. Reality TV motormouth Katie Hopkins makes a fine example of a clastard towards people she judges as working class. Stubborn people of working class have been known to make offensive comments about people of middle class.
As someone who hates judging one by social class, even thinking about it for that matter, I could be considered a clastard just for the creation of this word!
As someone who hates judging one by social class, even thinking about it for that matter, I could be considered a clastard just for the creation of this word!
Ex1:
B: I can't believe Katie Hopkins could make such disparaging judgments about somebody's name purely by their social class.
R: Complete and total disrepectful bitch. A downright bastard. A clastard, even.
Ex2:
T: Why are we going to Shoreditch? What was once my part of town with a brilliant working-class history has become a polished up, gentrified fancy pants town of hipster-bearded c***s.
A: Now now, it's a wonderful place! You should learn to appreciate people outside your own culture, whether they are above or below you! Don't be such a clastard!
B: I can't believe Katie Hopkins could make such disparaging judgments about somebody's name purely by their social class.
R: Complete and total disrepectful bitch. A downright bastard. A clastard, even.
Ex2:
T: Why are we going to Shoreditch? What was once my part of town with a brilliant working-class history has become a polished up, gentrified fancy pants town of hipster-bearded c***s.
A: Now now, it's a wonderful place! You should learn to appreciate people outside your own culture, whether they are above or below you! Don't be such a clastard!
by 6-M@N March 3, 2015
Get the clastard mug.A custard surprise is when a guy is getting sexually stimulated (usually by a partner or partners) and, to his surprise, ends up with a powerful orgasm and shoots jizz that surprises even him.
Yo, man, I was getting tit fucked by my girl for a long ass time but I did a custard surprise. It was awesome!
by AnonMan October 17, 2015
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by 99p Shop November 30, 2016
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