COS (Candace Owens Syndrome)

When you recognize patterns that send you into an investigative spiral. Often includes symptoms of near-schizophrenic manic research and conspiratorial thinking.

Coined in reference to how Candace Owens be moving quite regularly, most notably in the wake of the killing of her business partner and personal friend, Charles (Charlie) James Kirk.

“i think my boyfriend is cheating on me because he started buying a new brand of mayonnaise”
“Girl, you for sure have COS (Candace Owens Syndrome)”

by ChuckKirkenuinely February 8, 2026

Brazilian Candycane

Following anal sex, one party swishes some mouthwash prior to performing fellatio for some minty fresh head.

I had tacos for lunch… You may wanna grab the mouthwash and Brazilian candycane that shit.

by whiskeyknees August 18, 2025

the stephanie and candace

a dynamic duo that met 3 hours ago and shared ice cream

1. Man, we really turned into the stephanie and candace

by yeetskrtdab1738 December 29, 2019

comeback to candice

candice = unfunny

comeback to candice
Person 1: have you seen candice around?
Person 2: whos candice
Person 1: Candice dick hit in your mouth
Comeback:
Person 2: yes because its so fucking small

by GayPersonWithNoLife June 30, 2022

ryan and candice

Two people that break their legs within a two week period. They both love each other so much and they end up becoming best friends. Sometimes when they go to a restaurant they pretend that they got in a bad car accident or met at therapy because of their broken legs and everybody double looks them. All in all nobody's done what they've been through. Sometimes they can both be annoyed with each other but they stick through thin and rough times. Guns slinging in hands

See that hot couple there? They look like a Ryan and Candice.

by Ryan and Candice July 13, 2023

Who is Candace?

the forbidden joke

#Person1: Who is candace? #Person2: YOUR MOM HUNG HERSELF #Person1: 😢

That''s the effect of the forbidden joke.

by that one person who is stupid August 2, 2023