Calvin

When a woman invites herself over to your place and doesn't have sex with you
Girl: I'm coming to your place at 2 am
Calvin: Ok, sex?
Girl: No, we are just going to cuddle and I will sleep over and snore

I heard my buddy just got calvined by that smelly girl from england
Well thats what he gets for getting wilth a british "person"

by brithater81 April 2, 2022

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Calvin

A nice caring young man and loves almost everyone.He is nice to lots of people even if they are mean to him.The only one he can't stand is his sister.Calvin is a single man but looks awesome but is awkward ever time he walks up to a girl.yes he can be shy sometimes with someone he does not know.

Girl 1:Have you seen Calvin?I was willing to ask him out today.

Girl 2:No he didn't come today but if I see him tomorrow i'll tell him.

Girl 1:Man he's such a Calvin.

by handle mann April 4, 2022

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calvyer

Calvyer is very funny. Sometimes calvyer can be a lonely person and has a lot of breakdowns, calvyer always thinks that everyone is against him. And he likes to threaten people, sometimes calvyer thinks everyone one is blaming him for no reason

He also has a big dick, and ladies find him very interesting and handsome.

For example
Girl:hi u r very cute can I have your number
Calvyer 🤨

by Thomax7726 April 9, 2022

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Calvyer

Calvyer is very funny and heartwarming person, but sometimes calvyer thinks that everyone one's against him and he sometimes go through breakdowns and he is very depressed.

Calvyer also has a big penis and girls are very interested in him

Girl: omg! Ur so cute, can I get your number

Calvyer 🤨

by Thomax7726 April 9, 2022

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