After making a large bowel movement (without flushing), the person responsible inserts their business card in the pile, so as to inform others of his creation.
I took a massive crap and simply had to leave the calling card...
Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly Jordan's, for he left his calling card...
Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly Jordan's, for he left his calling card...
by Moustachio March 7, 2007
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Get the dirty callie mug.A friendly gesture between two heterosexual men, where one inserts a finger into the other's anus as a means of greeting.
1) Vincenzo Capozzoli always leaves a gentleman's calling-card.
2) I expressed our fraternity through the means of a gentleman's calling-card.
3) Gads, that young whipper-snapper just left me a gentleman's calling card, what a cad, what a bounder!
2) I expressed our fraternity through the means of a gentleman's calling-card.
3) Gads, that young whipper-snapper just left me a gentleman's calling card, what a cad, what a bounder!
by Baarakiss October 6, 2008
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man: "you look very calliesent."
woman: "i know dont you just love my sparkels?!"
man: "you look very calliesent."
woman: "i know dont you just love my sparkels?!"
by Smashers Goosely August 6, 2011
Get the Calliesent mug.Originating from the word callipygous, Callipygism is a philosophy that encourages the appreciation of well-formed, beautiful asses. Respect is given to the incredible life-force that a well-formed ass radiates. The people who live by this philosophy are mostly men, many of whom consider it a religion. Callipygianists, are commonly referred to as "Pygians". The Pygians are often considered immature and disrespectful, but are actually very serious about their faith.
As they have no real God, they follow the leadership of their prophet, Jabeebus. An age old philosophy, Callipygism has only recently been named and officially recognized. The scripture is not yet complete, but is referred to as the Calliptoscript.
As they have no real God, they follow the leadership of their prophet, Jabeebus. An age old philosophy, Callipygism has only recently been named and officially recognized. The scripture is not yet complete, but is referred to as the Calliptoscript.
Tim: What did you put as your religious affiliation?
Chris: Callipygism. I'm an ass-man.
Tim: Praise Clunis!
Chris: Praise Clunis!
Chris: Callipygism. I'm an ass-man.
Tim: Praise Clunis!
Chris: Praise Clunis!
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Verb: Waving hands in the air exited or to emphasize something. Acting out parts in plays or stories with energy.
Noun: teacher of english at the best school ever; "Mrs."
Synonyms: bombastic, funny, intelligent
The best Language Arts teacher at any high school ever, a genius, amazing at her job. a funny woman who is amazing to be around.
Verb: Waving hands in the air exited or to emphasize something. Acting out parts in plays or stories with energy.
Noun: teacher of english at the best school ever; "Mrs."
Synonyms: bombastic, funny, intelligent
The best Language Arts teacher at any high school ever, a genius, amazing at her job. a funny woman who is amazing to be around.
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