Cake

Sexiest man alive, makes many girls horny and wet at first sight. Muscular, athletic Chad with the solar systems most sexy face. Any girls that come in contact with Cake should treat him like a king and give up their virginity.

A very friendly man with a 10 inch schlong, able to make any female fall in love whether she is in any relationship or not. Godly presence and power, capable of taking over the entire universe. Do Not Challenge!

“Cake makes me so horny” or “Cake makes me so wet”

by Cake July 26, 2021

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Cake, "Fruity", Gay, "Fruitcake"

daniel: Damn, bro you looking fine today
josh: Bro, you're a cake.

by dragonberries721 October 30, 2021

Cake

South African, Durban, Indian slang terminology
An insult

Stop being a cake your whole life

by Yankee Sierra November 2, 2021

Cake

1. A dessert typically during birthday parties, or any party in general.

2. Another word to say something was easy to do

3. Another word for a person's butt, typically a woman's

1. I ate some cake, it was delicious
2. Man, that was a piece of cake
3. Yoooo, look at that cake!

by MaxxoTaxxo January 8, 2022

Cake

Fat person, they have eaten too much cake

Omg have you seen her recently, she's an absolute cake

by Cakehunter January 22, 2022

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a cake

by anonymous February 8, 2022

Cake

A pen with weed for getting high.
Commonly used exuses when cought are saying it's a nic.

friend: let get your cake.
person: Sure just don't blinker that shit.

by Papanonon2 February 11, 2022