Fricker Fracker Cheese Cracker

What you say when you stub your toe in front of your mom, and you don't want her to get angry.

Mom: Son, take out the trash!!!
Son: Okay Mom.
Son: *stubs toe*
Son:FFFF-
Mom: *ANGERY STARE*
Son: FRICKER FRACKER CHEESE CRACKER

by Kidd01x June 14, 2018

cracker bait

Cracker bait is the opposite of nigger bait. Cracker bait is an African American female that, for any number of reasons, attracts white males. This may be a natural trait that she has no control over, or a deliberate trait due to an attraction to white males on her part. Signs of cracker bait are a black girl dressing in traditionally "white" fashion, listing to "white" music, hanging out with white people, and speaking without any trace of Ebonics.

"What's up with that one black chick in calc who always sits with the white people and talks in that really cutesy voice?"

"Dude, she's cracker bait. She loves the white chocolate."

"I see.... Is she single?"

by HyruleanHero1988 September 25, 2009

cracker

a food with little to no taste.

"I ate a cracker!"
"why?"

by SEBroadie August 26, 2006

cracker

In Pat Conroy's book Prince of Tides, the main character's mother calls him a "cracker" when she feels he behaves in a low class manner- the character Tom explains to the reader that "crackers" were poor illiterate workers on crabbing boats- they "cracked" crab shells for a living becasue they weren't good enough to do any other work.

That stupid boy is beahving like a "cracker"

by NancyFrancy June 12, 2005

jizz cracker

When a group of males, such as a football or hockey team, punish a rookie player by each person jizzing on the same cracker then the rookie has to eat it.

Carlos is a new player, so we're going to give him the jizz cracker next tournament.

by Evan Met January 15, 2006

canker whore

A whore that has herpes.

I might have let that canker whore come in my house, but I refused to let her use the bathroom. No herpes on my toilet seat!

by tits r tits February 15, 2008

titty cracker

(n): A delicious cookie-like snack for those horny at heart, coming in many different flavor such as vanilla, chocolate, and ginger snap. Originally enjoyed by the Rocktown Harriers.

refering to titty crackers: "Two a day takes your cares away! One in each hand my children."

by kittykatt1001 October 19, 2011