When a queen doesn't properly glue down her eyebrows leaving a textured, hairy mess.
"Her eyebrows are looking crunchy."
"Her eyebrows are looking crunchy."
by TheSAMEparts January 23, 2018
A Narcissistic, gaslighting, complaining individual who is often under the influence of alcohol and talks with a raspy voice.
Ugh, I wish Terry would hush with his complaining he’s so damn crunchy. Just the sound of his voice annoys me!
by PzychoReclas August 21, 2023
not a particular political stance crunchy or crunchy Moms are left wing liberals to right wing pro- lifers.Crunchy is more referring to being informed enlightened by research and information leading to ones on health consciousness.Crunchy prefer recycling, cloth diapers, eating healthy vegan or vegetarian or free range.
Crunchy Moms love yoga, health smoothies. The are informed on health issues and chose natural child birth, having a doula and using cloth diapers on the children.
by Divine Doula June 25, 2019
When you're feeling dirty, crusty, and down right disgusting, from an early endeavor, mostly likely caused by excessive amounts of liquor consumed orally.
Ex. Damn son, I woke up feeling so crunchy this morning.
Ex. That chick be look'n so hella crunchy. I bet she was tryna get all boojie last night. Ya feel?!
Ex. That chick be look'n so hella crunchy. I bet she was tryna get all boojie last night. Ya feel?!
by Suzsbutt January 05, 2017
Used to describe a very awkward situation. Differs from other use of being "all natural" . This use is more "the situation isn't smooth" aka it's crunchy.
by MistaSinista January 12, 2019
When you’re crossed and craving an in-n-out double double and fries or something with an equally high amount of calories.
Bro, I just took like 9 shots, and that edible is hitting me rigHT NOW.. bruh I’m gonna have the crunchies.
by Anderews February 09, 2019
by Miggery Sow February 10, 2021