creamed

To get paid. Cream referring to money or cash.

Guy: "Hey man, yesterday I was creamed, I love payday."

by I Houdini I June 28, 2008

Creamedcracker

A person who is white beyond belief. One who shows this can either be very pale, or will just act extremely white. Characteristics of one are not being able to dance, talking extremely nerdy, etc.

Damn Suzy is such a creamedcracker!

by Kaceyxxx December 11, 2007

Creamed My Bagel

Phrase used when one, either 1.metaphorically or 2.literally jizzes in his or her pants.

1.
TV: Robiskie scores!
Me: I just creamed my bagel

2.
Tv: Double Kill!!, Triple Kill!!!, Overkill!!!!
Me: ah ooh uh... I just creamed my bagel.

by porpoisepal January 22, 2009

creamed corn

before you ingage in anal sex deposite kernals of corn in to her wrectum then proceed to engage in anal sex. then blow your load up her wrectum. then after sex when she is cleaning out her ass she digs out hte creamed corn.

i met a girl with a corn fetish and she let make creamed corn.

by the law September 4, 2006

creamed

The act of being assimilated, or gettin' nutted on.

-Yo! Look at dat pregnant ass hoe, u can tell for sure she got greezed.
-Man, she did'nt get greezed, she got creamed!

by Tugboats July 29, 2008

creaper

Someone who likes people whose gamertag on Xbox is Rewizzle

Man, that creaper is really good at Xbox. I wish I could be him.

by Pseudo Nymy January 26, 2014

creamarrhea

What a woman poops out the morning after vigorous anal sex

The toilet was full of creamarrhea after Anastasia relieved the abdominal pressure after having her first episode of anal sex with Dimitri

by Eyeboy2015 March 7, 2015