cream coma

The act of a man masturbating so often and so frequently within a short period of time that he passes out.

"Hey, what happened to Justin? I haven't seen him in weeks since I gave him that porn membership for his birthday."
"Oh, he's in a cream coma."

by the_real_dirty_dan January 6, 2015

cream cave

Any orifice of a promiscuous male of female that would be a common receiver of globs of semen.

And then I busted straight into her cream cave last week. Now the crazy bitch says she's knocked up.

by CraftyWordsmith June 2, 2016

cream of beef

meat injected facial cream, aka cum

I thought the night was going quite uneventful but out of nowhere he gave me the cream of beef.

by catlover89 June 22, 2021

choda cream

Choda cream is the greasy layer of oily sweat, dirt, dead skin cells, fecal matter, urine and ejaculate that forms over your choda...especially when you don't bathe daily.

I got choda cream all over my new boxer shorts.

by 011000101101001010101010001011 February 28, 2016

Creamed Junkie

The art of doing lines of semen.

The party got a little out of control and at one stage there was this chick hanging upside down on the clothes line doing Creamed Junkies.

by Captain Gyno October 1, 2012

bourbon cream

best biscuit ever made, much better than custard creams

Bob: Aye Pat I'm wanting a bourbon cream
Pat: Aye I'll get one for you right now

by TheBomberEggAAAAAAAAA September 29, 2020

cream crush

1. A spicy sex move where whip cream is used to fill the vagina before rough sexual intercourse.

Caleb: I just gave this sorority girl a cream crush!

Zack: nice man, but you better you tell her to watch out for candidiasis!

by Hambonr January 2, 2021