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Weed Contract

Any contract that is signed while holding in a good hit of marijuana.

step 1: Load a bowl
step 2: Write a contract or have one written for you (in pen!).
step 3: Hit it, hold it, sign it.
I really didn't want to write my paper yesterday, so a packed a bowl and signed a weed contract for it. I got high AND got my paper done, it was awesome.
by Mr. Freasy May 15, 2011
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The law of non-contradiction

A thing cannot be itself and it's opposite. But things can be duplicitous and they can have two different names.
Hym "The law of non-contradiction does not apply to God. Do laws apply to God now? Who makes the laws to which God is subject? You? That's why imitating the creature is wrong.
by Hym Iam July 22, 2022
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contradick

a dick of a contra that is found inside a game
he got a really big contradick
by larj January 13, 2008
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Contra

Contra > You
by Dan November 30, 2003
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Contrails

The Science and Pseudoscience of Contrails and Chemtrails.
I saw the coolest thing written in contrails one day, the realized I always wanted to write notes in the sky for fun like:

Suck my egg

Bitches were created by a dick with a trick;)

He touched my feathered self

She took a dump for all to see

Hearts are for hopeless sissy's

Get some, then give some more

Balder men dash to corvets

Did you just look at my T&A

My wide load gets you high

Reality is for suckers and fuckers

Skit happens

Your anal retention has no bounds. How do you hold all that shit inside?

Can I put your man in a dress and call him suzie Q, with an eye for my pooh!

Adam said, "Baby you take the first bite, " as he thought to himself, if thiers any bugs in that she'll choke on it first
by ...& justic for All June 14, 2010
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contra

contra was adopted as a new form
of masterbation... founded by a fan in the star wars chat room
tk118 plays contra all the time
by guess who April 7, 2005
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contracoction

Like a contradiction, but more extreme and outlandish
That's a performative contracoction
by Jeff Higbee July 30, 2003
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