comfort suit

An outfit or clothes that you wear when you're home because you like how they feel.

Person A: Hi Person B!
Person B: Why are you wearing nothing but underwear?
Person A: Because this is my comfort suit.
It's not like I'm going somewhere.

by ChameleonDragon March 11, 2018

Comfort Waves

Comfort Waves are emitted by men while they are doing something they enjoy, especially around the house, or are generally comfortable. If you're enjoying the lazy Saturday afternoon, you're emitting Comfort Waves. Browsing the internet for no good reason? Yes, you're emitting Comfort Waves!

Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".

Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.

A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.

Jim: Last Sunday I was watching the Big Game, and as soon as I opened my beer, my wife comes up with this long list of things to do!

John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!

by CyberNixon February 26, 2011

fuckass comfort

Something that brings you comfort and you have NO IDEA why it does. This can be due to something about said thing, appearance, themes, demeanor, ect.

I1 Temporary bliss state from Everywhere at the End of Time is a fuckass comfort because dementia scares me.

by corvus x3 September 13, 2025

Shitty City Comfort

Living like a noble in a fucked up city; hood rich

"How'd that kid get so fat in this area?"
"Dude's just got that Shitty City Comfort."

by justphuckoff October 23, 2019

Comfort Wanket

When you are too tired or upset or distracted to sleep without having a wank first.

I was so stressed out last night at bed time I had to use my Comfort Wanket to fall asleep.

by Acerpacer May 8, 2015

Comfort Orgasm

The nonsexual type of orgasm that occurs whenever you place your body in a certain position, causing a great deal of extreme comfort.

Yeah, I slept so well last night cause I had like so many Comfort Orgasms dude!

by TheGreenBowtie November 30, 2017

Southern Comfort

A woman born in the South, raised the southern way, grown up to become a rider in the rodeo, a fierce, loyal, loving, friend to those close to her. A smile in the worst of storms, someone who loves with her whole heart and with no regret.

“that girl is one hell of a southern comfort.”

by Defiant116 March 4, 2023