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Club Cough

Sickness caused by prolonged exposure to excessive smoke machines, typically in a darkened nightclub setting, usually underground (so as to avoid air circulation). Pair this with alcohol and sweat and this makes for a deadly combination. The actual cough can last anywhere from a week to as long as a month.
I went to this rave last night at this horrible club, and wow do I have some serious club cough today. I’m not gonna make it to work.
by dorksgetlaid2 June 9, 2019
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bay club

the better version of a country club serving the best hospitality on the west coast. employing the world's best teens under the world's worst management
karen: hey julie, i'm #bayclubhappy
julie: that's just because you just had 5 frosés at the bay club bitch. get a job and pick up your kids from daycare.
by happicali22 March 28, 2020
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Club Toe

When someone drunkenly decides to take their sandals off at the club, thus resulting in the blackening of ones feet from the filth of youthful exuberance slowly rubbing into your skin.
"Oh my God you bitch, stop touching my knee with your club toe."
by Wanilla Ice February 11, 2020
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clubbing dodos

Having sex with easy women, usually because of their low self esteem.
Last night at the Pub, Nick was clubbing dodos again.
by Sick Ticket May 7, 2017
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club penguin

Game that reverses multiple situations of real life.
In real life, you are payed to take your clothes off. On club penguin, you are payed to keep your clothes on.
In real life, you ditch your pets. In Club Penguin, your pets ditch you.
by TERMIN8R_ June 11, 2017
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blunt club

A group of girls who regularly participate in bitchcraft. They tend to piss everyone off by telling the truth, instead of beating around the bush.
Everyone thinks Ashlie, Lauren, and Adrienne are bitches, but in reality they are just part of the blunt club. #real #realtalk #bluntclub
by Paige_Poo June 12, 2017
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static club

“You order anything from the new static club merch drop?” 😳 ultimate flex
by The static kids November 21, 2021
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