Cat

The devil's minions.

Stupid cat it set my house on fire for the fifth time. I must kick him to the curve.

by IhateCATSwithApassion June 19, 2010

cat

An animal that claims your furniture as it's own. It uses the furniture as a jungle gym.

"Foxy, get off of the furniture! You are just a cat! Not a leopard!"

by im.back.brush December 22, 2014

Cat

A furry domesticated feline.

That cat is so cute!

by BaeDrivenInsane💋💔🔪🔫 March 13, 2015

Cat

It’s a Chinese monkey that pisses on ur laptop

I have an annoying cat

by Cheeto bot 123 December 7, 2019

Cat

A carnivores four legged feline that like to knock shit of counters, chase ghosts, eat your food, give you nightmares,
Make you famous on the internet, rip up carpet, and are also know as one of the most commonly used animals in the world of memes. And so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sos so so so so so so so much more.

MAA THERES A WIERD FUCKING CAT UP HERE HELP!!!!

by Last fox 28 December 14, 2019

Catting

The incorporation of cats of all breeds and colors into everyday life. Most times of leisure are spent in close proximity to felines. It’s their house, you’re just living in it. This is not just a preference, it is a way of life.

“Hey Gary, what’s with you and all your cat pictures?” “Man listen, I’ve been catting since the day I was born!”

by Melodramaniac August 24, 2020

Cat

Those self-centered bastard will meow until you've become a cat slave. Lots of fleas.

Here's your order of stolen steak from the dining room counter Cat.

by Djflamer September 21, 2017