carmella

an absolutely beautiful girl with rockin' tits and a tight little butt who loves to go down down to funky town. she will always make you smile from her weird ass voices like creepy creeper voices and things that sound like dying roosters!

-Dude! your girlfriend is a fine ass weirdo!
-I know bro, she's totally a carmella!

by peterpiper69 May 11, 2009

Carter

If you are ever lucky enough to have feelings for a Carter, tell him right away because it’s a good chance he’ll end up falling for you back!!😉but be patient! Carter is most of the time a hilarious guy that’ll make you laugh 25/8 with his non-stop jokes and silly faces! He’s not afraid to tell the truth, and usually has light brown or blonde hair with brown or hazel eyes. A Carter is one of the cutest most gentlest guys you’ll ever meet! A Carter usually likes playing the sport baseball,football,wrestling, or basketball. But whatever you do don’t say his opinion is wrong because he holds grudges longer than your life time!

“Look! That guy just hit a home run, must be Carter!”

by idk what else I’m supposed to May 16, 2019

Robert Carter

Nicest guy in the whole stinkin world

That Robert Carter just gave us a time extension on our physics homework! Sweet!

by MsRandomDent November 9, 2011

Carmelo Anthony

A Professional Basketball Player for the New York Knicks who is impossible to stop, he spits fire. He is FIRE

Carmelo Anthony is lighting up the Miami Heat

by PTK28 April 3, 2013

careless lumberjack

When a male releases a large turd into a shallow toilet. The turd makes contact with the bowl before being pinched off, falls forward, and smacks the man in the back of the scrotum.

I was expecting to drop a log cabin, not get bludgeoned by a careless lumberjack.

by ryan_anarchon October 1, 2008

Kapaun Mount Carmel

Thought to be the best Private school in Wichita, It ,in fact, includes unqualified teachers, hypocritical administration, and ridiculous rules.

Mr. Carlson thought he was a badass because he had the power to make kids cut their hair. Unfortunately for him, he resembles a teletubby.
I wasted thousands of dollars by having my kids attend Kapaun Mount Carmel when they could have gotten a better education at mall school.

by Max Lazzo June 10, 2008

careless wrister

An act of self masturbation in public areas such as lavatories, like pop star George Michael (who also had a no 1 hit in the UK during the 80's with "Careless Whisper)

Its his own fault he was arrested, he shouldnt be such a careless wrister! fancy having a wank in such a prolific area!!

by I. Lowndes October 28, 2006