by lolpp37 June 13, 2020
Get the i should call her/him mug.When a needy & pathetic girl posts/tweets her desperation for a boyfriend. Usually getting the attention of every douchebag who's able to read it, knowing they'll need little to no effort to get her, keep her, and treat her as crappy as they want.
Post: "I really wish I just had someone to be by my side. I'm so tired of being alone. Why doesn't anyone out there want me?"
Reply: "You know damn well that's a douchebag casting call. Now every asswipe is gonna come running to treat you like crap."
Reply: "You know damn well that's a douchebag casting call. Now every asswipe is gonna come running to treat you like crap."
by Raixor November 24, 2013
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the occurrence of the feeling of discomfort (or inability to continue) while watching other tv shows because better call saul sets the bar too high
by Ultiminati April 27, 2022
Get the better call saul effect mug.Famous line from the comedy movie "Airplane!". Used when someone uses the word "Surely" in their sentence. "Surely" sounds like "Shirley" when spoken, and therefore making sound as though your name is Shirley, or talking to someone called Shirley.
by Sakasaka March 11, 2014
Get the ...And don't call me shirley mug.The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.
"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."
by dirtykurty September 8, 2010
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The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019
Get the Callum Machan mug.(Kalliope Pramfleimkepa) The very first flamekeeper in the CW series: The 100. She appeared in episode 7.08 'Anaconda', which is the prequel backdoor episode. Callie (Calliope) Cadogan is the daughter of Second Dawn founder Bill Cadogan and doctor Grace Cadogan. She has a brother, Reese Cadogan. She is played by Iola Evans and also appeared in the final episode of The 100 'The Last War', where a judge takes Callie's form, as Bill's 'Greatest teacher, greatest failure & greatest love'. She is the main character of the prequel series titled "The Second Dawn"
Callie Cadogan is only 18 years old when a nuclear apocalypse destroys the Earth that she was once fighting for, as a member of 'Tree Crew', an environmentalist protest group that she joined after dropping out of M.I.T. - This is when we find out that the Trikru clan originated from Tree Crew.
Callie Cadogan is smart, headstrong and caring. At the age of 10, she studied Latin and came up with the 'grounder language', known as Trigedasleng.
Callie Cadogan is only 18 years old when a nuclear apocalypse destroys the Earth that she was once fighting for, as a member of 'Tree Crew', an environmentalist protest group that she joined after dropping out of M.I.T. - This is when we find out that the Trikru clan originated from Tree Crew.
Callie Cadogan is smart, headstrong and caring. At the age of 10, she studied Latin and came up with the 'grounder language', known as Trigedasleng.
by Smiles4Erica June 15, 2021
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