chicken butt loophole

A method used to get anybody to say “what?” to lead into a chicken butt joke. This is achieved by consistently asking “guess what?” until the person on the receiving end asks “what?”

Alex: guess what?
Max: what’s up?
Alex: guess what?
Max: hmm?
Alex: guess what?

Max: what?
Alex: chicken butt
Max: fuck, you got me with the chicken butt loophole

by PoopStinkFartFunny February 19, 2021

Bus driver butt

A persons bottom that is pronounced as a result of long-time exposure to sitting.

Typically the buttocks is rounded around the hips and presents a flatter gluteal.

Zaviers mom has a bus driver butt!

by Jaytoven October 10, 2019

buttsex

A shirt that Bert McCracken of the Used (one hot motherfucker btw) has worn.

The shirt read, "Buttsex is itchy."

by Lauren April 8, 2005

buttsex

the act of sticking your wanger inside someones buttwhole whether it is a girl or guy and letting out a substance called buttcheese inside their anal whole.

Ike became very tickelish and started to giggle as paul began to stick his penis inside Ike's anal whole. When paul called for buttsex, Ike replied YES PLEASE!Hopefully it's better than what my parents said how it felt...

by Ike February 20, 2005

buttsecks

Anal Love

y helo thare buttsecks? LOLOL!!!11!!1

by Digga June 22, 2003

butt captain

Master and commander of the butt pirates. A butt captain is a highly-skilled, flaming, ass navigator that leads his pirates into battle... where butt pillaging ensues.

"Arrrrrrrr", said the butt captain as him and his men dug for burried treasure.

by ktrane June 18, 2004

butt air

An expulsion of atypically non-odoriferous pressure from the rectum.

I would excuse myself, but I'm pretty sure it's only butt air.

by gis_in_my September 9, 2010