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13th birthday

Basically the day you lose your childhood innocence. You become to old to have fun and people start expecting shit from you. You become a teenager. Your parents realize you’re not their precious baby anymore so their tone towards you changes. You turn from a kid to a teenager. Your 13th birthday is the day you lose your childhood and start getting treated like a grown up. To all you twelve year olds, trust me, it’s not that great, all of us 13+ kids would love to go back to our childhood.
Your 13th birthday is the end of your childhood and the fun and innocence goes right away with it.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx September 7, 2020
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Happy inbetween birthday day

When you and your friend's birthday's are five days apart. It is the day that is right in between.
by Mar W. January 29, 2009
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Devil’s Birth

A fiery, almost acidic like, shit that when birthed, leaves the sphincter a burning ring of hell fire.
Those chicken wings Sunday gave me a devil’s birth on Monday morning.

That devil’s birth feels like third degree burns on my rectum.
by Eaton Holgoode October 12, 2018
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does giving birth cause PTSD?

does giving birth cause PTSD? the question that many people ask. a question that can only be answered by the child at birth.
by BlueStripes March 18, 2019
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My happy birthday

When brian writes down my happy birthday in his agenda
by Ayyyydubs October 8, 2019
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seahorse giving birth

a male seahorse give birth (idk why) but when he gives birth it looks like he’s having a seizure, the ugly rat fucking children come out of his stomach because he’s tony lopez and eats little kids.
by idk what my name is lol November 12, 2020
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Damitrius Damarcus Bartholamule james the 3rd jr.

Im black, and your son pruit owes me some money.
OH DADDY uuuhhhhhh Damitrius Damarcus Bartholamule james the 3rd jr.
by stickstankstunck February 24, 2021
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