Benjamin Kip

THE sweetest and most loving man I have ever met. Has the sweetest smile and has one of the most compassionate spirits. He has a deep love for steak quesadillas from Taco Bell. Benjamin Kip’s are naturally dominant but knows when to be tender and caring. A loyal friend with a genuine heart authentic energy. If you’re lucky enough to encounter one, you’d be stupid to let them go. Adorable, funny, and unbelievably handsome.. he’s a dream come true. Both thoughtful and intelligent, he’s someone who’s overcome all obstacle in order to grow into an amazing and inspiring man.

Hey, you know Benjamin Kip?

Yes! And I’m so lucky to have him in my life

by Bears_fan November 19, 2019

Benjamin

Why don't you go choke on my dad's dick while I shove a candle up your ass.

He said he won't pay for his son so I told him to Benjamin

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 9, 2020

Benjamin Ryan Teeter

Former Libertarian party insider and most retarded terrorist criminal of the early 21st century. Kathy Griffin Tweeted a picture of him holding a machine gun in Subway, then he went to Minneapolis after George Floyd was killed, then he got arrested for trying to work with Hamas. Flies an LGBT flag and then attempts to help an Islamic extremist organization; incompatible overlapping values. A go with the flow beta male unable to control where his own life is headed. Rejects legitimate high paying work offers for FBI entrapments. Loses other people’s guns in FBI raids, signs away the rights to his own bail hearing, turns the main person in less than two months into the case, stubs his toe after he kicks his steel bunk bed frame in his cell after his sentence hearing keeps getting postponed, shits all over the very few people left for him on the outside. Trustworthiness and ability to maintain friendships extremely low.

Benjamin Ryan Teeter was a CNN celebrity once known as Anarcho Gun Guy and now he can’t legally own guns.

by Shiny Jynx November 30, 2021

Dirty Benjamin

A man who’s gets Bitches but always gets friend zoned and just ends up being a fuck boy

She just said she wants to be friends he’s gonna pull a dirty Benjamin

by Kitty cat daddy November 23, 2021

Dirty Benjamin

After taking a giant wet shit wipe your ass with a $100 bill and slap your ex wife in the face with her alimony Money.

After eating a soggy burrito Logan gave his ex wife a partial alimony payment in the form of a Dirty Benjamin.

by Order I’ll hustle July 15, 2022

Benjamin

Peculiar and strange. Has few friends and an obsession with money and rules. Is found mainly in Dundee, Scotland as it is banned from most other countries.

"That boy's a bit Benjamin"
"He always counts his change", "Such a Benjamin!"

by Sgt. Fuzzyboots March 5, 2015

Benjamin

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"Hey, u know Benjamin?"
"He's fuccing THICCCCC

by Thiccgurl8888 May 24, 2017