Crumpet Bumper

A person who prefers to engage in sexual activities with an older woman

"Cory really seems to be into older women"
"Ya, he's a real crumpet bumper"

Crumpet Bumper by AnAverageNormalEveryDayGuy March 20, 2024

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bisquit bumper

A lesbian, a female who has an affinity for other females.

Hey bro, I wonder if those two chicks are Bisquit Bumpers…

Dude! I thought I may have had a chance with her, but it turns out, she’s a Biscuit Bumper.

bisquit bumper by Dick Rude February 9, 2025

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Negro bumper

A non negro person who engages in cuckhold activities with a negro male or males.

After Bob’s wedding I found out he was a negro bumper when videos surfaced of a well organized team of negroes fucking Bob’s wife while Bob was jerking off to it in the background.

Negro bumper by Loliguessthesearewords November 22, 2025

Puh Bumper

A synonymous word to “lesbian”

Can be used as a verb/noun
A name describing a person with a puh that likes alike puh. More specifically; a person that enjoys bumping/grinding/ humping puh with their own puh.

Person 1: “Lilah likes girls, for sure!”
Person 2: “Oh yeah, she’s a total Puh Bumper!!”
Person 1: “Some might even say a butch Puh Bumper…”

Puh Bumper by bumperpuhbutter December 22, 2025