Origami Buffet

While performing oral sex on a woman, put her legs behind her head and go to town on every orifice she has.

I would totally give that broad the Origami Buffet.

See her over there? I OB'd her.

by MrPear May 7, 2009

Deer Buffer

When you don't pass the car in front of you for the sole reason of if there happens to be large wildlife on the road (deer, elk, moose, etc) he collides with it and not you.

Passenger: "Why aren't you passing him? He's only going 50."
Driver: "He's my deer buffer."

by Valencebyte November 25, 2010

Penis Buffet

When a blessing of gay men all randomly want to sleep with you.

I say blessing because a group of unicorns is referred to as a blessing and gay men are typically unicorns.

And what a blessing it is...

I recently started dating a guy and then all of these random guys on Grindr started messaging me asking to sleep with me. I wish I was single to take advantage of this penis buffet.

by Penguino162 December 16, 2012

buffer

A law-abiding citizen that makes an easy mark for a con-artist.

Those buffers were so easy to steal from.

by gtcompscientist December 14, 2008

Buffer

The act of a female licking the asshole of her male partner.

She blew my fucking mind after she gave me that buffer.

by The duder 17 February 8, 2013

buffers

person or people, usauly from cominuity service who clean up graffitti.

damn fool someone buffed my shit cu!!!

by eugene August 27, 2003

buffe

Noun; Crackwhore, one who trades oral sex for cocaine

Dude, did you see that buffe on 7th street?
She'll blow you to heaven for a gram...

by da bomb March 8, 2005