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bleach float

A bleach float is a mug of scorching hot water with washing up liquid and bleach mixed in. It is always filled up to the top. It's preferably in a white mug.
She killed herself by drinking a bleach float.
by Jam Woosh April 22, 2017
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Bleach

Hey man did you drink my bleach?
No. *Vomits.
by poolmanwade July 30, 2016
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Bleach

Religious Guy: "My dear! You forgot to bless yourself with our sacred aqua before entering these grounds"
Atheist Guy : "Chill fam, it's lit. I bathed in some Clorox Bleach last night"
by ChickenNuggetFetish August 4, 2016
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Bleach

1. A human's favorite drink.
2. To describe something (ugly, horrible, ect.)
Ex.1: Boy 1. Man I love bleach!
Boy 2. What flavor?
Boy 1. Lemon scented, the best kind!

Ex.2: Jesus that guy looks like bleach
by AxillarySAO October 24, 2016
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bleach the pig's asshole

Cleaning something to an extreme or unusual degree.
You have been cleaning your lawn mower all day I can see myself in the blades, are you trying to bleach the pig's asshole?
by P0rky69 February 14, 2024
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Bleach

Peak fiction, with the best characters in the show.
Let's sit down and watch bleach
by gl0ck0x June 23, 2021
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bleach blonde bad built butch body

bleach blonde bad built butch body: A brutally concise physical description of a notional congressperson ruled not to be in violation of non-personnal attack rules for adding descriptive statements to the congressional record.
Congressional Representative Jasmine Crockett, TX: "Mr. Chairman, are you saying that if I spoke about someone's bleach blonde bad built butch body it would not be in violation of the record?"
by Powerfoe May 22, 2024
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