Soggy Biscuits

(n) A game in which men race to ejaculate on a biscuit. The last one to ejaculate loses, and has to eat the "soggy biscuit".

"Dude, I can't believe I lost Soggy Biscuits yesterday. That was totally nasty."
"I know, man. That frat party was out of control."

by Rose Levinestein February 28, 2009

earth biscuit

A tree-hugging female hippie who doesn't shave and always looks like she's maybe been rolling around in the dirt.

Wow, that Alanis. What an earth biscuit.

by fratberry June 27, 2007

chicken and biscuits

a euphemism for an especially satisfying act of sexual intercourse, often with a thick female partner.

I'm glad I finally got some chicken and biscuits.

Man, that girl cooks some good chicken and biscuits.

by A_Steez March 28, 2009

Noodle Biscuit

A random word you throw into conversations when they are going nowhere or really boring. Like if you notice people are starting to trail off and talk to someone else you throw a noodle biscuit in there and they will wonder what it means and they will focus there attention on you. Try it! it works

I had to "noodle biscuit" my way out of that jam.

by Reilly March 10, 2005

Cathead biscuits

Good Ol' fashioned southern style buiscuits that are really great with with gravey and either sausage or bacon or served with butter and Jelly. (A) They are usually about 4-8 inches around and if baked properly taste better than Kentucky Fried Chickens' (B) They also go very nicely with homemade Cocoa.

Oh Man, Mommy used to make the best bulldog Gravey and Cathead Biscuits to go with our bacon and eggs, Man I miss those days.

by Kennith Curnutt August 11, 2006

Sin Biscuits

Sin biscuits are when a cat makes biscuits (kneads) in an attempt to reproduce or rub one out. This is done with either another animal or an inanimate object like a stuffed toy.

Susan: Look how cute my cat is! He's kneading that toy so intensely!

Mark: Hate to break it to you, Susan, but them's sin biscuits.

by Porthole in the Dark July 4, 2020

Wolf Biscuit

The act of fellating the person who anally penetrated you, usually without the use of a condom.

Takeisha is a filthy ho! She gave homeboy over there a wolf biscuit last night!

by Uncle Pork December 24, 2008