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bullshit gene

A gene that gives a person the incredibly bothersome characteristic of "bull shitting" everything that he/she says. It is typically found in men, particularly farmers, lawyers, police officers, politicians, P.E. teachers, NASA, and people who watch NASCAR and WWE. It is a condition also commonly found in pharmacists, especially when they are attempting to explain to you why it has taken 13 years to put 3 blue pills in a plastic bottle.

It is ALWAYS found in hipsters as they are usually trying to be, for lack of a better term, hip.

This condition seems to be a vicious cycle, because when a bullshitter is proven wrong,which happens frequently, that person will often make up an excuse to show how he or she got it confused with something else in a usually futile attempt to prove that he or she "actually knew" what he or she was talking about.

As far as science knows, bullshitter's gene syndrome is incurable and will plague the patience of many good people for the foreseeable future.
Mel Gibson has the bullshit gene. He is always babbling on about things he knows nothing about and is frequently proven wrong. And when this happens, he will bullshit another reason as to why he got the answer wrong.
by dontcallmeredscarfranks February 5, 2012
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bullshit-a-thon

a complete ranting that everyone knows is a line of crap or talking in circles when asked a direct question. e.g. nonsense stuff said supervisors in staff meetings. or politicians who are trying to excuse there behavior and so on.
BS: "Our staffing is down 2.37 employees we need to hire more staff" which preceded "This Overtime you have been getting has to stop now it is unauthorized."

you're listening to this whole bullshit-a-thon thinking to yourself....Hmm fuzzy math... how can you NOT pay me my hard earned overtime but you can AFFORD to hire 2.37 persons...what the hell is .37 person... if we are short 2.37 folks and we break our necks to do it and get no overtime, no one will hired.... this is the dumbest bullshit I think I have ever heard! --then you tune back in for more words of wisdom.
by fearTheTurtle September 25, 2013
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Bullshitmosphere

A social or work-like atmosphere or environment ripe for unintentional and nonsensical shenanigans.
Operating in the Bullshitmosphere is much like buying a car, a regulated process based on untruth.
by Bcrichie December 15, 2013
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Bullshit in a Box

Timmy: Mom, my teacher deducted points from my grade for using red pen!!

Mom: Well, that's just a bunch of bullshit in a box.
by leoflat October 10, 2014
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BullShit

The worlds biggest ship. So big that it's titanic x2 The 'bullship' is something everyone should be apart of. The most famous tweet of the bullshit.
'@skyleridk Hows this , Larry is the biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard. I'm happy why can't you accept that'

You probably thought I was actually talking about crap, poop, or shit. Nope just another Larry shipper trying to leave a mark.
Batch: "EWW WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SHIP SUCH A NASTY CRIME LARRY STOMLI-"
Me: "Stylinson..."
Batch: "... Your stupid!"
Me: "oops sorry I have to board the BullShit in a sec bye..."
by LarentsAM January 4, 2015
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bullshitly

Extremely, intensely, especially in relation to weather...
The weather today is Bullshitly Cold!!
by Countach July 29, 2014
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bullshit

noun.
the shit of a bull.

adjective.
a lie or untruth of such a fucking degree that this asshole understands that it is "Bullshit"
That bull made some Bullshit.
Dragons exist.
That's a load of BULLSHIT!
by KiritoKnighte January 6, 2016
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