the act of keeping ones awesome beard neat, tidy, glorious, full of greatness that the Gods Odin, Zeus and Thor would tremble in its epicness.
by beardster December 16, 2011
Get the beardscape mug.The act of being lost on an epic journey in a beard. When a person tries to kiss someone with a beard and becomes attached. One way to get over the fear of PDA.
"Mel is beardattached to that boy!" "Really? She hates PDA."
"Hey Joe your beards really coming along, when you gonna stop growing it?" "Ah man not gonna till I beardattach my girlfriend, so she stops making out with randoms at the bar"
"Hey Joe your beards really coming along, when you gonna stop growing it?" "Ah man not gonna till I beardattach my girlfriend, so she stops making out with randoms at the bar"
by FoxRacingGurl January 12, 2012
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I got a huge lady boner while waiting in line behind a bearded man and almost asked if I could brush it. My beardophilia is out of control!
by Treegerson October 25, 2013
Get the beardophilia mug.A fake reality or delusion created by those who choose to rock the beard. It is also a good reason to take absolutely no personal responsibility in anything that you do.
Bearded Asshole: "I don't understand why everyone is coming down so hard on me."
Co-Worker: "It's because you are at work and never do anything productive."
Bearded Asshole: "Well my shoulder, feelings and brain hurt. Nobody understands me."
Co-Worker: "Stop being such a douche bag and step out of your bearded wonderland.
Co-Worker: "It's because you are at work and never do anything productive."
Bearded Asshole: "Well my shoulder, feelings and brain hurt. Nobody understands me."
Co-Worker: "Stop being such a douche bag and step out of your bearded wonderland.
by The MI Shocker April 17, 2014
Get the bearded wonderland mug."Hey there dude, saving that for later"-pointing to smuck in a friends beard.
"Naw bro, came straight from my ladie's house, eating beard pie.
"Naw bro, came straight from my ladie's house, eating beard pie.
by Lady Dink May 6, 2015
Get the beard pie mug.The state or period of being bearded/having a beard.
The period in life that every man should strive towards reaching, and from which point he can begin living his life properly.
The period in life that every man should strive towards reaching, and from which point he can begin living his life properly.
He who has not reached beardhood cannot call himself a man
Charles spent his early beardhood knee-deep in the puss, before going into the world and proclaiming beardhood to all creation
Pity the individual who never reaches beardhood, for he will never experience the fullness that life has to offer him
Charles spent his early beardhood knee-deep in the puss, before going into the world and proclaiming beardhood to all creation
Pity the individual who never reaches beardhood, for he will never experience the fullness that life has to offer him
by Charlemagne1993 August 2, 2016
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Damn is that Mike?! I almost didn't recognize nice him with that sexy lushcious mane.
His beard game is on point!
His beard game is on point!
by BernardSaint February 2, 2019
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