bieber beamer

Any object used as a projectile with the sole purpose of doing nothing but bodily harm to justin bieber

John: Hey man did you see the video of a water bottle being used as a bieber beamer that hit him in the head

Dave: Yeah, hopefully next time it's a brick with a knife taped to it

by dizzle3131 August 15, 2010

beamer

A way morons spell bimmer.

"Dude, your uncle's beamer is sweet! I wish I could afford one"
"It's 'bimmer', you fucktard, and you'll never be able to afford one because stupid people are poors."

by billobob August 10, 2006

Mexican High Beams

The Lights on the windshield sprayers of Hondas.

I saw A mexican driving with nothing but his highbeams
Mexican High Beams

by 13igGayAL October 16, 2008

beamesderfer

When you take a shit so big that it makes your dick hard.

Man I went to taco bell last night and boy it gave me a beamesderfer.

by dusty 20 July 17, 2018

todd beamer high school

A school that’s half rich white kids that try and act hard because they’re parents by them Jordan’s and iPhones and Ghetto bitches who say “fuck school” and eat hot Cheetos in the bathroom

“You go to Todd Beamer? Damn that schools wack as fuck” Todd Beamer High School is a place for annoying and rude teenagers.

by Suck a toe January 7, 2019

beamz

A laser aiming device for a firearm.

Yo dawg I gots beamz on my glock fowty!

by hulk10 May 15, 2006

BeamHead

BeamHead is a revolutionary band with no genre, that has never recorded any music. However, they excel at drinking whiskey, partying, and keeping their beloved strippers from being raped. Their hit single, which has yet to be written, is "Don't Rape my Strippers." Despite having no music they began their world tour in 2010, making their first stop in Washington, D.C.

BeamHead are the shit!! I went to see them and I woke up in a basketball hoop over someone's garage!

by D3rrang3D November 22, 2010