by punk'd July 19, 2003
Get the Barney mug.The over stimulation of a pre-pubescent cock by a purple dinosaur's teeth resulting in a total area of effect bruise.
Jimmy came home one night crying telling me that it hurt to pee. I wanted him to go see a doctor and the doctor told me "Mother of God... I'm sorry... but your son has a Blue Barney. There is simply nothing we can do."
Barney the dinosaur is wanted by Interpol and is a main focus of the American and British authorities. He is the sole perpetrator of the infamous Blue Barney.
Barney the dinosaur is wanted by Interpol and is a main focus of the American and British authorities. He is the sole perpetrator of the infamous Blue Barney.
by I LOVE Barney December 14, 2013
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Daquan decided to break it down barney style on Jess last night. He went from 0 to 100 real quick. Real damn quick!
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Get the Barney Rubbled mug.The only good Bush in the White House, Dubya's Scottish Terrier. Was born in New Jersey by Christine Todd Whitman's scotties.
by Dodger of Zion July 23, 2004
Get the Barney mug.Some people think that the whole purpose behind the Barney show was to make kids do drugs and drink beer. Before airing the show, the guy in the suit would go out and buy a 6 pack of beer. And while singing the Barney I Love You song he would dump the crack down the hole. It turned out like this:
“I Love You”
glug glug glug
You love me
glug glug glug
we are friends---
And when he came to that line a chemical reaction in his damned stomach would go off and his eyes would bulge practically out and hysterrically say “10...9. 8. 7... 6.. 5...4 oh god...3...2.2....1! AWK! and explode and blow up into the sky like a fricken screwer. When his blood splattered all over the ground, the kids said , ew nasty. Hey guys barney left us some fricken beer! lets drink it and get high! And sadly the same thing happened to them except they didnt blow up and later in their lives they were hobos and carrying signs saying Can I screw Barney pleez and make him horny to get revenge for blowing up?
“I Love You”
glug glug glug
You love me
glug glug glug
we are friends---
And when he came to that line a chemical reaction in his damned stomach would go off and his eyes would bulge practically out and hysterrically say “10...9. 8. 7... 6.. 5...4 oh god...3...2.2....1! AWK! and explode and blow up into the sky like a fricken screwer. When his blood splattered all over the ground, the kids said , ew nasty. Hey guys barney left us some fricken beer! lets drink it and get high! And sadly the same thing happened to them except they didnt blow up and later in their lives they were hobos and carrying signs saying Can I screw Barney pleez and make him horny to get revenge for blowing up?
by Frogger April 30, 2005
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