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Barbou Bandit

A person who has an obsession with monster stickers or obsessed with their truck, that is home made, with fog lights or is dented
Phil must be a barbou bandit because of his enormous fog lights on his truck that is covered in monster stickers.
by beatlabrecords March 7, 2010
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Soda bandit

When someone goes into a self serve restaurant and asks for a cup of water but fills the cup with soda, gets caught, and is banned from the restaurant for life.
Karen aka the soda bandit has been banned from many restaurants over the years for taking soda after she asked for a cup of water.
by Phoofs March 17, 2016
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Trash Bandit

The bums you catch on camera dumping garbage all over your back yard. Usually wearing ripped up dirty clothes, these uncivilized people tend to let their garbage overflow to the top of the ceiling in their house before finally dumping it all over someone else's property because there's a bag limit.

CAUTION: When you approach them after catching them, there may be an unruly smell emanating from the doorway. Also beware of any hazardous waste in their front yard, and definitely avoid smelling their breath.
Neighbour: There's garbage all over the back alley, is that you!?
Guy: Nah the trash bandits are oozing garbage everywhere they go, it's only a matter of time until I catch one.

Neighbour: I feel you, those damn trash bandits are everywhere lately.
by mrcleandean March 29, 2022
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Poon Bandit

A lesbian. Similar to the term ass bandit for homosexuals.
Tom: "Do you know that girl?"

Mary: "Yeah, she's mad cool...and a lesbian"

Tom: "She's a poon bandit?"

Mary: "Yeah man, she loves poon"
by Mike the LCB November 29, 2011
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PJ bandit

PJ Bandit: A fictional character like the tooth fairy (aka toof fairy) that strikes poor, lazy people that are too lazy to put on real clothes, often lacking a sense of self respect (and usually a real job) and basic hygiene skills. Too lazy to get dressed, brush your teeth & comb your hair.
Yo, you see them lazy ass girls over there? Damn PJ Bandit done struck again!
by HBICONE April 20, 2017
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Net bandit

A person who is too cheap to get internet service of their own so they go to Krystals, Starbucks, Barnes and Noble, etc. just for the free Net. Such as me :)
Tightwad Tim is such a net bandit. He would rather drive to town for free internet than have it at home!
by Tightwad Tim February 16, 2010
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No handed bandit

When you ride a bike with no hands and a handful of clout and swag
Ayo there goes Mari the no handed bandit
by Howwr October 27, 2020
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