James: 'Why, that chap over there is a right fadge bandit'.
Steve: 'By jove you're right, I can see the semen trickling into his eye.'
James: 'Disgusting.'
Steve: 'By jove you're right, I can see the semen trickling into his eye.'
James: 'Disgusting.'
by Jimmy-Manuel November 28, 2010
Get the Fadge Banditmug. A group of gang members involving Raccoons And a human name Lindsey who has the eyes of raccoon. They plot their plans in a tree on how to take over every house's attic. Members can only be recuited by Lindsey the head leader of the Masked Bandits
by Rocco11215 March 28, 2017
Get the Masked Banditsmug. A soft but slightly derogatory term for a lesbian. More specifically, a lesbian that "turns straight girls".
Usage: Karen is such a fuzz bandit, she turned Marie before she knew what hit her.
Acknowledgement: this is not a sleight against the LGBTQ community and we acknowledge that sexuality comes in many forms and one cannot "turn" gay or straight so much as realise this aspect of themselves.
See also: Ass bandit, Butt Pirate
Usage: Karen is such a fuzz bandit, she turned Marie before she knew what hit her.
Acknowledgement: this is not a sleight against the LGBTQ community and we acknowledge that sexuality comes in many forms and one cannot "turn" gay or straight so much as realise this aspect of themselves.
See also: Ass bandit, Butt Pirate
by Yasmin Mitchell August 21, 2019
Get the Fuzz Banditmug. by Bandito John January 20, 2022
Get the Air Banditmug. John: "dude Emily Ratajkowski is such a waist bandit!"
Sarah: " that's offensive"
John: "cuz every time I see her, I gotta hide my boner!"
Sarah: " that's offensive"
John: "cuz every time I see her, I gotta hide my boner!"
by Dbop619 April 12, 2017
Get the Waist Banditmug. The bums you catch on camera dumping garbage all over your back yard. Usually wearing ripped up dirty clothes, these uncivilized people tend to let their garbage overflow to the top of the ceiling in their house before finally dumping it all over someone else's property because there's a bag limit.
CAUTION: When you approach them after catching them, there may be an unruly smell emanating from the doorway. Also beware of any hazardous waste in their front yard, and definitely avoid smelling their breath.
CAUTION: When you approach them after catching them, there may be an unruly smell emanating from the doorway. Also beware of any hazardous waste in their front yard, and definitely avoid smelling their breath.
Neighbour: There's garbage all over the back alley, is that you!?
Guy: Nah the trash bandits are oozing garbage everywhere they go, it's only a matter of time until I catch one.
Neighbour: I feel you, those damn trash bandits are everywhere lately.
Guy: Nah the trash bandits are oozing garbage everywhere they go, it's only a matter of time until I catch one.
Neighbour: I feel you, those damn trash bandits are everywhere lately.
by mrcleandean March 29, 2022
Get the Trash Banditmug. A person who is too cheap to get internet service of their own so they go to Krystals, Starbucks, Barnes and Noble, etc. just for the free Net. Such as me :)
Tightwad Tim is such a net bandit. He would rather drive to town for free internet than have it at home!
by Tightwad Tim February 16, 2010
Get the Net banditmug.