arse bandit

A person that is homosexual in an environment of straight people.

"josh c is an arse bandit"

by some_guy March 29, 2005

Cock Bandit

Someone who looooves the cock.

Fuck off you cock bandit.

by JohnWayne December 1, 2005

Clam Bandit

A bandit that eats clams. Also known as a lesbian.

The Red Room is full of clam bandits on ladies night.

by dtrax January 12, 2007

green apple bandits

An alternative phrase used to describe a particularly unforgiving case of diarrhea

Unfortunate Victim:
"Hey man, you got a bathroom? I got the green apple bandits and I can't hold em' back much longer."

Intelligent and Deceptive Toilet Owner:
"...No"

by Virtuoso Dave February 4, 2007

banana slug bandit

someone who participates in the act of coitus interruptus with total disregard for clothing and furniture, typically resulting in some type of stain resembling a banana slug trail, often the perpetrator is hard to uncover, thus dubbing them a bandit.

ex 1
man 1: dude whats that on your shirt?

man 2: oh shit!!!

man 1: dude, you shoulda changed before you went out today

ex 2
Jeff: you don't want to sit on that couch, the banana slug bandit struck last night!

by 1armwonder March 21, 2010

ass banditry

An act incorporating varying degrees of buggery.

After school on thurdsays Jeff enjoyed nipping round to his mates house for a bit of ass banditry

by mister fish February 23, 2004

jesus bandit

A person who takes jesus statues from churches and sells them for money to other churches.

Mike always leaves he's house because he's a jesus bandit

by Mr.Clean April 1, 2008