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Brick Hill 

A website where lego men simp for egirls in sex roleplays. Nothing more, nothing less.
Talveka: Hi Brick Hill community, im sad today
Literally every other user: Omg why r u sad this isnt acceptable
Brick Hill by dinodinoyumyum June 16, 2020

brick exit strategy 

The plan a retailer makes when it decides to close its doors to the public and move exclusively to the web.
"Either we come up with a good brick exit strategy or we're done."

Brick Shithouse 

UK usage-

A very big person, normally male who is as broad as he is tall yet carries very little fat. Not the sort of person you would willingly upset.

Term comes from the large brick built outside toilets once common in working class areas of the UK.
I ain't gonna mess with him, he's a bleedin' brick shithouse.

Brick Exit Strategy 

The process whereby a traditional “Brick & Mortar” retailer begins the transition to a predominantly Internet based business model. Often brought about due to the escalating costs of maintaining a dedicated physical presence as declining economic conditions force geo-based retailers into competing dollar for dollar with their virtual world ecommerce competition.
"A Brick Exit Strategy not only cuts costs, it gives us a chance to expand beyond this local market."

Brick Tamland 

An anchorman for the Channel 4 News in the 70's. Is actually mentally retarded, but now works for the White House with 11 children and a wife. He usually says funny things that make people wonder how he even became an anchorman.
"Where'd you get your clothes? From the.. toilet.. store?"

Brick: "I love.. carpet. I love.. ... desk."
Ron: "Are you just naming things in the room and saying you love them?"
Brick: "I love lamp."
Ron: "Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying that because you saw it?"
Brick: "I love lamp!"

Ron: "So are you going to have your Celebrity Golf Tournament again this year?"
Brick: "No, too many people died last year."
Brick Tamland by Hannah.. August 8, 2005

Brick Phone 

The old cell phones that resemble bricks, both in size and weight.
"You still have one of those old Nokias? You could build a house with that brick phone"
Brick Phone by TradeMark310 March 12, 2009