Tiger in a Boat

Tiger in a Boat
Noun
1. a substitute for "The Life of Pi" book or movie.

2. "Bullshit," a lie, or an exaggeration

Adjective
1. an embellishment of a story

Verb
2. to dismiss, to disregard

Acronym: TiaB

Note: I have not seen, nor read, Life a Pi.

Noun
1. "Do you wanna go see Tiger in a Boat? It's good, I swear. It won all of the gold globes."

2. "What a bunch of Tiger in a Boat!" "What a crock pot of Tiger in a Boat!"

Adjective
1."There is no god if you continue telling me this boring story. Give me the Tiger in a Boat version."

Verb
1. "You can't Tiger in a Boat me like that. We're besties, and it's the honest truth."

by chudthechud January 23, 2013

Texas Tug Boat

Texas Tug Boat is when a girl is giving you a handjob while simultaneously motor boating your balls.

Last night, while having sex, Becky gave me a Texas Tug Boat without asking for it.

by Cerb_01 July 15, 2014

National Motor Boat Titties Day - April 13

On April 13 you are aloud to motor boat anyone’s titties

friend: hey you know what day it is
friend 2: hell ya it’s National motor boat titties day - april 13

by _Hannah_Baker___ May 25, 2018

st. louis steam boat

the act of inhaling marijuana smoke and then exhaling it while performing cunnilingus, leaving your significant others vagina slowly releasing smoke like a steam boat.

My girl and I were smoking last night, and I gave her a st. Louis steam boat.

by whiskyfrock November 9, 2014

Row the boat

To keep it going; party on; to endure; or to move on to something new.

It's about to be a crazy weekend. Row the boat! / Hey, I gotta go do something right now. Row the boat! / Sorry to hear that, hope it all works out. Row the boat. / That event was lame. Let's row the boat!

by mindbloque May 23, 2015

Boat Race

In a sporting event, the team getting out to an early lead and coasting home.

The Detroit Lions will get boat raced this weekend.

by T-JAM March 30, 2009

boat date

The bad part of a deal, the short end of the stick. When someone gets the boat date, they are getting screwed over.

Comes from VH1 reality shows like "Flavor of Love" or "Rock of Love" where the competition gets down to the final two contestants and the one who goes on a date involving a boat is typically eliminated.

New York got the boat date, so Flav chose Deelishis.

Amber got the fun date, and Daisy got the boat date, so she was eliminated.

I can't believe my co-worker got the promotion and I got the boat date!

by Trashwire April 16, 2008