boner tuck 

when you flip your erection up and tighten your belt to hold it close to your body in order to deter people from staring at your boner when you stand up

"dude, i was makin out with that girl but i had to hit the boner tuck when her mom walked in so she wouldnt see my wood"

boner tuck by Big Hutch April 27, 2006

boner garage 

1) A vagina that has been pounded so much by erect penises that it has become a resting place for said penises.
2) A nickname for a woman who has a tattoo labeled "boner garage" and an arrow pointing to her vagina.

Man 1: How many guys has she fucked?
Man 2: At least one hundred
Man 3: Man, hopefully her boner garage isn't still full.....I'm going for it

boner garage by daninfakelife November 20, 2013

Boner City 

When something is so outrageously awesome, it feels like multiple simultaneous boners. While this can be applied to anything, the majority of instances are used to describe incredibly attractive women.

David: Dude, those chicks over there are fuckin' hot.

Matt: Oh yeah. Boner city.

Boner City by Melamed May 14, 2008

boner crushing 

The act of firmly pressing your erect penis into inanimate objects (e.g. a mattress, window, or door jamb) for the purpose of quenching desire or instilling fear and intimatidation into others.

Alex got so excited he started boner crushing the window at Rob's office much to Rob's shame and secret delight.

boner crushing by Fitzmuenster April 24, 2010

Boner Monster 

A huge walking erect penis, who steals others penises so that it can get bigger and harder. Be careful though unprotected sex attracts the beast.

Dude last night i banged Sara. -man 1
Did you use a condom? - man 2
Nah... -man 1
Damn dude watch out the Boner Monster might come for you. -man 2

Boner Monster by M Smiddy July 22, 2011

boner-rific 

usually refering to a female, or more exactly a fuckin hotty that you would pray to have sex with, and would be one of the best thigns you remember about your life.

To have sex with her would be boner-rific.

boner-rific by tGoM July 10, 2002

Boner clip 

The act of hiding an erection behind the elastic in you boxers or underwear.

Guy: "Hot damn! That chicks a babe, oh shit here comes my girl, I better boner clip before she sees what's up!

Boner clip by Sir Bobert January 22, 2010