blandenize

The (sometimes quick) process whereby an interesting idea, song, or object becomes so trite and smarmy that you are ashamed you ever thought it was cool to begin with.

"I've heard that song so many times now that it's become blandenized faster than pet rocks did."

by Art Mauck August 24, 2007

blondywood

A fit asian girl(bollywood blonde)

"She's got really beautiful hair! A typical blondywood!"

by rub101 July 14, 2007

bland yam

n.
-plain girl
-a boring girl who blends in
-below standard

"You're dating Ann? She's such a bland yam."

by Gamine Girl January 27, 2009

bland gland

the organ that causes hack writers to have banality boners

His writing is the result of an overactive bland gland

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

Blandit

Talking Crap.

Saying Something Which Is A Load Of Rubbish.

Josh: I Beat Up 10 Men This Morning
Luke: You Talk Some Blandit

by ReMa.JmE February 19, 2009

Bland Identity

When someone/a company creates a new brand identity and it is boring and blah (bland) - doesn't do anything for the brand and is pretty much worse than the brand was to begin with.

Customer 1: Did you notice the new logo for that computer store.
Customer 2: Yeah man, but it's boring. They didn't do anything to it. All they did was get themselves a new bland identity. They'll go under in a month.

by DaveMK March 2, 2010

blandufacturing

The blandufacturing industry consists of large international media conglomerates

It's Oscar weekend and the blandufacturing industry is cranked up to lather us.

by Poetency March 12, 2010