goat bloat

A feeling of blotation close to that of a goat-like undercarriage overhang.

“Sorry girls, I can’t come out tonight, I have a serious case of the goat bloat.”

“I can’t eat that bite of quinoa or I’ll get goat bloat!”

by FlappyFanny August 3, 2018

Double boating

When a person has a baby mama and a side hoe at the same time

Look at Michael double boating over there

by Baljeet69 October 7, 2018

Clam Boat Special

When someone smokes marijuana and blows the smoke into the Vaginal Cavity and the female queefs it out Preferably in a “toot toot” fashion.

My girl got so high last night she let me do the Clam Boat Special!

by Captain Clam Boat March 22, 2019

Scrote in a Boat

An adjective used to describe a fairly unpleasant situation

"Dude, I just stepped in dog shit"

"well ain't that scrote in a boat"

by Lone_Porkchop September 5, 2012

Tiger in a Boat

Tiger in a Boat
Noun
1. a substitute for "The Life of Pi" book or movie.

2. "Bullshit," a lie, or an exaggeration

Adjective
1. an embellishment of a story

Verb
2. to dismiss, to disregard

Acronym: TiaB

Note: I have not seen, nor read, Life a Pi.

Noun
1. "Do you wanna go see Tiger in a Boat? It's good, I swear. It won all of the gold globes."

2. "What a bunch of Tiger in a Boat!" "What a crock pot of Tiger in a Boat!"

Adjective
1."There is no god if you continue telling me this boring story. Give me the Tiger in a Boat version."

Verb
1. "You can't Tiger in a Boat me like that. We're besties, and it's the honest truth."

by chudthechud January 23, 2013

Texas Tug Boat

Texas Tug Boat is when a girl is giving you a handjob while simultaneously motor boating your balls.

Last night, while having sex, Becky gave me a Texas Tug Boat without asking for it.

by Cerb_01 July 15, 2014

National Motor Boat Titties Day - April 13

On April 13 you are aloud to motor boat anyone’s titties

friend: hey you know what day it is
friend 2: hell ya it’s National motor boat titties day - april 13

by _Hannah_Baker___ May 25, 2018