Bastardic

Bastard-like; something a bastard might do

EXAMPLE 1:
X: "Yeh, he put loads of gravel in my running shoes so I lost the year group race..."
Y: "That's just bastardic!"

EXAMPLE 2:
X: "I spent the entire night whining about Tommy. He really annoys me."
Y: "He's your best friend! You can be quite bastardic at times, y'know that?"

by Lansing108 January 11, 2009

Bastard Been Fuck

Being a sly, horrible, dirty cunt who nobody likes.

"That Ben guy is a Bastard Been Fuck"

by Benmaz1f April 23, 2017

Bastard

A Child Grown up With Out a Father.

"What about his dad?"
"He isnt around."
"Oh so he's a bastard?"

by MisukiAmiko February 26, 2018

Creamy Bastards

Multiple pints of Guinness

I can't wait to finish work and drain some creamy bastards!

by sirArfur September 25, 2010

rich bastard

Another word for The College Board

Those rich bastards running The College Board make me pay to take a test that I'm going to fail anyways.

by Gape Newell November 24, 2015

Handsome Bastard

An ikemen in a hentai that is alpha, naughty, sexy, muscular, and most importantly, HORNY AS FUCK. The equivalent of the bad boy every girl wants to screw. He has a voice as hot as Levi and some mad fingering skills.

Girl 1: I'm so sick of seeing ugly bastards, dumb virgins with milfs, and beta losers in a harem
Girl 2: Have you seen the new firefighter hentai? Petition for hanime to start a handsome bastard tag!

by wanglinkai February 10, 2021

bastardate

The act of creating bastard children. Usually a dream of many moronic ricky-wannabee faggot dipper (thank you to EpC 2 for that; see definition for Jatt). These pagan creatures usually dream of having sex with white women very often because sometimes these dreams are better than them having to masturabate after watching their Jatt farmer friends/family working the fields.

Funnily enough many/most/all of these dipper chicken-humpers probably do not know how to engage in intercourse, unless it involves vaseline and their right hand, therefore, trying to bastardate would become rather problematic.

ohh damn, my hand ish getting berry tired, i bish i could bashtardate right about now.

first i bant to impregenate, den i bant to bashtardate.

by EpC 1 February 18, 2005