Charles: Oh Petulia, you know I've always wanted to hold you so close and look into those deep blue eyes of yours.
Petulia:
Charles, stop being so overdramatic and stick it in honey - We've only got 5 minutes!
(
Charles thrusts forward, to no avail)
Petulia: Honey, wrong hole - not in the pink, in the stink !
Charles: Roger that Petulia : Try number 2 - this bunny is going down the badgerhole !