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awkward silence turtle

One of many useful hand gestures to use when stuck in an awkward situation. Made by placing one hand on top of the other and wiggling your thumbs as though they are flippers.

The dead awkward silence turtle is also fun, made with your palms facing up, and is a much more amusing silence breaker.
Mandy: "Hey how was saturday night?"

Tim: "I had sex with a transexual"
Mandy:*awkward silence turtle*

Tim:"Turns out it was your brother."
Mandy: *dead awkward silence turtle"
by Karakas August 14, 2009
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akward arm situation

When you are on a plane, in a movie theater, etc. and there is only one arm rest and you and the person sitting next to you both want it.
Jane was in the movie theater on Monday night and there was a man sitting next to her. They both wanted the arm rest.

A classic akward arm situation.
by hh disney freak June 6, 2010
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Awkwardity

noun- 1. the state of being awkward.

2. Characteristics that make one awkward or ambiguous in gender or race.
Yo, so i thought you were a girl when i met you... you know because of your boobs but now I've noticed an awkwardity that makes me uncomfortable. Dude, it's your penis.
by chachahcacharmin April 27, 2010
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DAB Award

D-Drunk
A-Ass
B-Bitch
Award
The award that is granted to the drunkest most sloppy person from the night or at a party.
Yup she definitely wins the DAB award tonight.
by *Bootzz* November 13, 2011
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awkward dump

is when a man or tranny takes a dump, most times in the morning and has a boner. This erection leaves people to decide whether or not to put their cock in the cold, wett bowl or put it up top and chaffe the bottom of your dick.
teenager: damm i just took the most awkward dump. i hate morning wood.

queer: damm thats hott
by Antone_Shackleton February 10, 2009
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awkward snail

like the awkward turtle. you use your index and your pinkie extending outward and rest your thumb on your two middle fingers. alternate your pinkie and index in circular motions like a snail would do.

you can also use your friend to touch the tip of one of the two "antennae" so that it would create a sinking of the eye. then slowly bring it back out again.
Person One: I had terrible sex last night.
Person Two: Wow. *awkward snail*
Person Three: *touches antennae*
by Ejohn August 20, 2009
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awkward silence

an awkward silence is a moment when everything suddenly goes quiet and it feels awkward. Some people say that for every awkward silence, there is a gay baby born.
Wow there was just an awkward silence for this means a gay baby was born.
by I AM IRON MAN. October 7, 2009
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