Awkward Geoff

A person who is exceptionally socially awkward, someone who does not know how to interact with other human beings especially those of the opposite sex. Favourite phrases include 'LAD'- used too frequently in an attempt to fit in, 'NICE GUY'- said about every male even if they are a proven tool. Awkward geoff's can be found doing awkward activities such as pictionary, playing halo, walking around with his guitar and attempting to handle his drink, normally a frugal, without getting rape eyes (unsuccessfully).

Oh dear you're such a awkward geoff!

by Callyroadmouse January 20, 2011

Awkward Hug

A hug that is almost a hug, but climaxes as a cluster-fuck of random arm and body movement involving the two people.

Guy 1- Dude, Steve just saw his ex-girlfriend
Guy 2- Oh snap! I thought he said she wasn't mad at him anymore
Guy 1- She's not, she approached him
Guy 2- Did they hug?
Guy 1- No man, they AWKWARD hugged
Guy 2- Oh shit.

by ben stiller faggot 69 April 9, 2011

Awkward Turtle

In real American Sign Language. It means Platypus.

Friend making Awkward Turtle sign.
Friend who knows better: "Platypus?"

by Likitung. December 22, 2008

awkward film sex moment

When watching a movie with family members and an unexpected sex scene comes on and no one will make a sound.

Also when two friends who had a one night stand together but refused to talk about it because it was weird watch a movie and a sex scene comes on.

When a family is having a great laugh and a sex scene come one and suddenly the room is silent and you can hear everyone gulping nervously and hear their sweat dripping.

Mom: "Oh my what an awkward film sex moment!"

Or

When two friends who have a sexual history are watching a movie together for fun and a sex scene comes on, and the room suddenly gets hotter and weirder.

Mary: "Awkward..."

Timmy: "Can we do that again?"

Mary: "........"

by pooponmeeee December 8, 2009

Buh huh huh <----awkward moment ender

an affectionate phrase used to deflate the awkwardness of a previous statement.

I heard your cousin Sheila has an STD

Buh huh huh!

by curt February 21, 2004

Awkward Menagerie

When an ecspecially awkward moment occurs one could then express their extreme discomfort by going through the entire awkward collection of animals.

Sam: So how's your mom??
Tom: Ummm, dude, she died 4 months ago...
Sam: Oh, uhhh Awkward Menagerie
(then Sam preforms the following)
Awkward Turtle
Awkward Fish
Awkward Goose
Awkward Moose
Awkward Turkey
Awkward Crab
Awkward Human
(and any other awkward things one may come up with)

by ohyeahsorryyourright June 27, 2007

Awkward Silence

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This was Awkward Silence: 3.ly/2HYg

by johnny pseudo January 20, 2011