ham pony

large proportioned individuals who emit an odor like warm processed meat and who wear extremely tight clothing so that ham roles out at multiple locations. Both conditions are required to qualify as a ham pony

plural: Pone Hammy's

"you'll need a crowbar to get the pants off of that ham pony" or "I'm going to ride that ham pony all the way to sloppy town"
Plural: "Cover your nuggets, here comes a herd of Pone Hammy's!"

by Ham Pony February 11, 2018

Highway Ham

Also refered to as road head however Highway Ham occurs after a long road trip when your junk is salty.

Usually served with a side of salted nuts.

After an 8 hour road trip I just knew Phils Mom was ready for some Highway Ham with a side of salty nuts.

by Spincter Brown October 11, 2011

Ham Tits

When the tits are overly softened and tender(due to a man overly rubbing with oil in a circular motion) to the point they are red and sweaty and they feel and look like ham. It's your opinion if they taste like ham.

Mike gave Julie some Serious Ham tits! He was sad oil got on his mothers bed but he didn't care.

by Glittery Tits October 03, 2015

ham damn

When you have eaten to much ham and you can not take a shit.

Boy I eat way to much ham now I have a Ham Damn and I can shit.

by Pnltbox January 24, 2017

hammy ham

the best sticker pack on discord, and the best hamster you'll ever meet

hammy ham is such a creative name.

by 3k0e June 22, 2021

Steaming hams

Buying fast food and telling people that you made it.

Aunt Becky "makes" hamburgers for us every year, but we all know she's just steaming hams.

by Bertiethebussmugglesdrugs July 09, 2018

Ham overhang

a) part of a slice of ham overlapping the edge of the bread which is about to be placed in a toasted cheese sandwich and which could spoil in cooking if not carefully replaced;

b) parts of the 'labia major' jutting out of the side of a g-string and which take the form of an interesting fleshy protrusion

"Hey - Antony! Check out the ham overhang on my toastie before you put it in the Breville. Don't want it to spoil!"

"Sure, Fulsome. Sorry. I was in a world of my own thinking about that babe last night. When she walked by on the mezzanine I caught an eyeful of HER ham overhang!

by Jeremyhotpepper May 24, 2011