Asian Parents

No matter what you do, no matter what you achieve, to Asian parents, you will always be a fucking disappointment.

Asian Parents be like:

Mountains, Sky, Animals, Creatures, all beautiful (The A's in my report card)

The description of the thing (The one B)

The Asian parents: *Intensely reading the description*

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Glucose Parental

another way of saying 'sugar daddy'

man, why get a job when you can get a glucose parental!

by loldaddythatsme May 16, 2017

Elastic Parent

A parent who is adequately chill, accepts you and gives you freedom to live your own life. Trusts you, knows you make the right choices and the child-parent trust will not be betrayed. Elastic Parents stretch further with age, in fact as the child grows up the more elastic their grasp becomes.

*Two friends talking to each other*

"My mom sucks, she won't let me do anything."
"Sucks to be you, my elastic parents are so elastic they would even let me go to Santos till 5 am."

by Shitabelle November 13, 2022

bandwagon parent

a deadbeat mom or dad who doesn't put any time or effort into encouraging, mentoring, or otherwise raising their son/daughter...but doesn't hesitate to play the part of Proud Parent as soon as the kid starts kicking ass at something, esp if s/he didn't play any part in said child's success.

That asshole tried to discourage drum lessons, argue against buying a kit, and doesn't spend any time with his boy...but he wants pictures and video of his son to show off now that he's getting good at drums? He's a bandwagon parent if I ever saw one.

by Wyntersun December 23, 2013

Parent Argument

An argument in which one person clearly has won, but the other person still gets their way.

John: "This sucks. I got in an argument with my little brother today, now I have to pay for his XBox Live."
Dave: "No way, you could totally win an argument with Jake!"
John: "I won, but it was a Parent Argument. He got on his back and started bawling, so my parents butted in. Now I don't have any extra money!"

by Big White Monster July 7, 2010

Parental Plower

Nice way of saying mother fucker

That piece of shit is such a parental plower

by OLDERFARTER May 11, 2018

backseat parenting

The act of parenting when the children are not yours. Often happens in a very public place where peoples parenting skills are on display to random people.

Snikklefritz Larry, you're kicking sand all over me you little frolfer.

bystander 1 Geez that's some lousy parenting
bystander 2 Your backseat parenting is getting out of hand

by popalsquatch August 20, 2012