The anxious feeling you get when you should be working and online but are in fact not actively working, namely that someone might be trying to reach you via Slack and you will be unable to respond to them or provide what they need in that moment. Which, of course, will immediately get you fired.
Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc
Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc
by Corporate Millennial June 14, 2023
Get the Slack Separation Anxiety mug.Toxic anxiety occurs when an overwhelming base level of fearfulness towards the everyday world and ones limited control over it result in negative antisocial behavior and feeling strongly that you are a victim or a champion of victims. Toxic anxiety leads to extreme
nihilism, self victimization, bigotry, racisim and hatred toward those that have better circumstances the individual does as well as identity crises such as gender dysphagia.
Toxic anxiety is extremely prevalent in the woke and activist communities.
nihilism, self victimization, bigotry, racisim and hatred toward those that have better circumstances the individual does as well as identity crises such as gender dysphagia.
Toxic anxiety is extremely prevalent in the woke and activist communities.
I ran into a group of feminist protestors on my way to work. They started screaming at me saying I was part of the patriarchy as a white male and that I should urinate sitting down. Their toxic anxiety towards men was to much to handle so I just walked through them letting out a juicy meat fart I had been saving since lunch. I could hear them all gagging as I walked away.
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It's contingency anxiety! What if a bottle cracks? What if it spills? Can't risk it! Gotta have back up...
It's contingency anxiety! What if a bottle cracks? What if it spills? Can't risk it! Gotta have back up...
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