by EthanTheComposer May 05, 2018
Jim: Hey, John, want me to check your prostate?
John: NO THANKS, you anus burglar!
Susie: My boss is such an anus burglar.
Dianne: I know - what a creep!
John: NO THANKS, you anus burglar!
Susie: My boss is such an anus burglar.
Dianne: I know - what a creep!
by fuckity fuck fuck the 3rd November 12, 2013
An appetizing masterpiece, simply too divine and ambrosial for this horrible world.
It usually involves someone stuffing used cat litter, camembert, raw ostrich eggs, and about a mayonnaise jar of fermented sperm up their rectum, covering their bumhole with some ripened underpants blessed with a cheesy odour and eventually allowing this heavenly liquid to seep through the very fabric of these beloved undergarments.
This thick broth is usually revered to as Anus Oatmeal, due to its colour and texture.
It usually involves someone stuffing used cat litter, camembert, raw ostrich eggs, and about a mayonnaise jar of fermented sperm up their rectum, covering their bumhole with some ripened underpants blessed with a cheesy odour and eventually allowing this heavenly liquid to seep through the very fabric of these beloved undergarments.
This thick broth is usually revered to as Anus Oatmeal, due to its colour and texture.
1) I yearn for some Anus Oatmeal.
2) I sure would like to taste some Anus Oatmeal out of that arse!
3) Nothing is as savoury as your slimy little bum lumps, honey!
2) I sure would like to taste some Anus Oatmeal out of that arse!
3) Nothing is as savoury as your slimy little bum lumps, honey!
by Lord Bubba May 03, 2017
by Packofblow March 27, 2017
A wad of crusty toilet paper caught in the ass crack after wiping your ass. Also a term used to describe a particularly dumb person who doesn't have a clue.
by Madmike326 April 18, 2017
A man with an anus that is hard to penetrate due to several bends in the flesh on the inside.
Can also be referred to as an Italian boy named Ben.
"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"
"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"
Can also be referred to as an Italian boy named Ben.
"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"
"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"
"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"
"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"
"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"
by turdburglar2 October 05, 2013
by Disco Anus May 01, 2014