Irritation Of The Anus

A painful symptom after you have expelled flaming lava liquid shit out of your asshole
"God.. My diarrhea gave me irritation of the anus... and it hurts like mega hell."
by EthanTheComposer May 05, 2018
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anus burglar

A man or woman who repeatedly makes a forced entry into others' anal regions.
Jim: Hey, John, want me to check your prostate?
John: NO THANKS, you anus burglar!

Susie: My boss is such an anus burglar.
Dianne: I know - what a creep!
by fuckity fuck fuck the 3rd November 12, 2013
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Anus Oatmeal

An appetizing masterpiece, simply too divine and ambrosial for this horrible world.
It usually involves someone stuffing used cat litter, camembert, raw ostrich eggs, and about a mayonnaise jar of fermented sperm up their rectum, covering their bumhole with some ripened underpants blessed with a cheesy odour and eventually allowing this heavenly liquid to seep through the very fabric of these beloved undergarments.
This thick broth is usually revered to as Anus Oatmeal, due to its colour and texture.
1) I yearn for some Anus Oatmeal.

2) I sure would like to taste some Anus Oatmeal out of that arse!

3) Nothing is as savoury as your slimy little bum lumps, honey!
by Lord Bubba May 03, 2017
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anus mangler

One who fucks an ass so hard it becomes mangled and broken.
Girl:Jimmy and I tried Anal last night, he's a real Anus Mangler!
by Packofblow March 27, 2017
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Anus crumb

A wad of crusty toilet paper caught in the ass crack after wiping your ass. Also a term used to describe a particularly dumb person who doesn't have a clue.
I was hitting it from behind and looked down and saw anus crumbs on my dick.
by Madmike326 April 18, 2017
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bendy anus

A man with an anus that is hard to penetrate due to several bends in the flesh on the inside.

Can also be referred to as an Italian boy named Ben.

"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"

"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"
"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"

"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"
by turdburglar2 October 05, 2013
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Disco Anus

Disco anus is when someone has severe diarrhea
"Dude, I think I have disco anus, from that food we ate earlier."
by Disco Anus May 01, 2014
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