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Americanitis

A make believe disease used to describe the condition of overweight Americans who think it's perfectly normal and acceptable to be obese.
An alarmingly high percentage of United States citizens suffer from Americanitis. More should be done to educate the public about proper diet and exercise.
by Doctor Pit March 22, 2010
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Joonited States of America

Al Pacino's pronunciation of "United States of America" in the movie Scarface, in which he was faking a Cuban accent.
Are joo communist? I do not come to Joonited States of America to be treated like this? Joo can't do nothing to me that Castro has not already done!
by Trinadtsat Tomitsu May 18, 2006
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That is America's Ass

Captain America's sweet Brooklyn ass. It represents America's ass.
"That is America's ass."

"As far as i'm concerned, that's America's ass."
by avengethetaco May 1, 2019
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Divided States of America

The United States under the Trump-Pence Administration
What if the Divided States of America is the new United States of America?
by 1234567890abcdefghij August 17, 2020
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Teach For America

A swarm full of college graduates who look like they just graduated from high school. Teaches in poor Urban areas and believe in helping the education gap and practice educational equity. Most often dress inappropriate, want to be friends with the students, and can be very malicious. Most of them are a bunch of young Liberals who favor Barack Obama. Who stalk high school students than you average teacher. Not a real teacher. Aren't certified. A program with a dedication for two years promising leadership and helps pay off their student loans. Most of them come from prestigious Liberal Arts college and don't major in anything useful.
My teacher's major is in English. She decided to join Teach For America because she didn't really know what else to do with her degree.
by urbandict_chick August 2, 2009
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American Express

this can only be used when out of the country and there must be multiple individuals present. Essentially the American Express is a tag team of men on a foreign girl who fill every orifice of her body with the man pole.
American Express doesnt need an example you get the idea
by Negrodamus1 April 17, 2007
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fat american

The avaricious, gluttonous, apathetic American who uses a disproportionate amount of resources, yet claims that it is their fair share that they are using, without a care for the needy of the world, or the environment.
His clothes are manufactured by children in a Chinese sweatshop and he drives a gas guzzling Hummer. He might not know what affect his consumption has on the world, but if he did, he wouldn't care because he is a Fat American.
by fatamerican February 16, 2009
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