alan wong

A guy with a tiny penis so microscopic that ants can't even find it.

Girl 1: Met this guy last night in a bar.
Girl 2: No way! What was his name?
Girl 1: Alan Wong
Girl 2: Oh hell no! Stay away from that micropenis! I heard he can't even last two seconds!

by Fastman69 January 24, 2018

Advanced Gamer

Someone who plays ADVANCED video games, unlike normal gamers, ADVANCED gamers play the most top of the line elite games out there not named fortnite.

Hell yeah, i'm an Advanced Gamer, i play call of duty, fallout, overwatch, minecraft, destiny and roblox.

by MrSnackmix April 15, 2018

Aivan

Aivan is an athele and has his priorities straight. He's very loving and he spoils his girlfriend a lotttttttttt. He's really clingy but the cute type of clingy, and if you think he's clingy you should look at his gf, T. Aivan is a freaky boy, he will literally eat and finger your pussy in public. He's also a sex god and is always mad but HIS CALVES ARE FUCKING ATTRACTIVE

Look it's Aivan, the guy with attractive calves

by lollidk June 23, 2019

AlanKujo

AlanKujo (Al'en Ku`Jo ) was a legendary Asian leader who, according to medieval histories and romances, led the defense of Communism invaders in the late 16th and early 21th centuries. The details of AlanKujo's story are mainly composed of Nusantara and Borneo folklore and literary invention, and modern historians generally agree that he is unhistorical. The sparse historical background of AlanKujo is gleaned from various sources, including the Brotherhood War, the Historia Statue of Memer, and the writings of Obamna. AlanKujo's name also occurs in early poetic sources such as Historical Obamna'D'Arc.

AlanKujo

by The Legendary Asian Man June 25, 2021

First Presenter's Advantage

The supposed grading advantage of a student that has been scheduled or volunteered to present an oral presentation first (i.e. before anyone else). This comes from the assumption that as the teacher critiques each report, he/she grades the later ones with increasing scrutiny until the last student is doomed to a mediocre grade if the report is any less than perfect (this student has the Last Presenter's Disadvantage).

Jack: "Dude, how did Gracie get a better grade than me? Her voice was like a dying cow and she completely left out Lincoln's involvement in the Civil War."

Danny: "She had the First Presenter's Advantage, man. Plus, yours kind of sucked anyway."

by Paylardo November 21, 2009

The University of Advancing Technology

A college filled with tech nuts, geeks, nerds, and all the like.
A place where HACKER is a good thing, and buffering is a swear word.

Dorms are filled with computers and soda.
Nerf wars erupt campus wide, some guns drawing blood in a single dart blow.

The grass in green somehow, even in the scorching Arizona heat.

Just down the road from ASU (spits on asu)

Soon the parking lot will be alive.
Cars with neon shall replace the countless racks of bikes.

Techy 1: "You seen the computers at uat?"
Techy 2: "Yea their... like... crazy!"
Techy 1: "Some of the dorms have like 15 computers each!"
Techy 2: "Yea and The University of Advancing Technology has the best there is for their classrooms with their new government funding."

by starg8man June 18, 2011

Alan Walker

Alan Walker is a Norwegian music producer born on 24th August 1997.

He is best known for his 2014 song Fade. You will find this song on pretty much any YouTube tutorial from 2014 - 2018. Most of his "fanbase" only know this song and possibly his 2015 song Spectre. In way, he is the new Kevin Macleod.

You either like Alan Walker's music or you don't.

by BrickSpace December 14, 2020