Alleged Homosexual Life Partner

May be shortened to AHLP. An AHLP is an individual under the accusation, assumption or suspicion of being another individual's same-gendered monogamous life mate.

May be pronounced A-H-L-P or ahlp.

Man 1:"Who's that guy hanging all over Chad?"
Man 2: "You mean the one in the tight pants and the argyle sweater?"
Man 2: "Oh, that's Trent, Chad's Alleged Homosexual Life Partner"
Man 1: "Oh! I didn't know they were dating! How tricky! I'd like to make him my AHLP..."

by Your Friendly Neighborhood Dyke April 28, 2008

d'allen

The Scariest and buffest dude you'll meet, but is the most unintelligent person you'll meet but you can't tell him that since he's strong enough to split your spin in a manner of seconds, worse then Bane could ever inflict to Batman.

"Zebraaaaaaa" said D'allen

by THE HONEYBADGER May 21, 2018

Josh Allen

The most handsomest man of all time. He is the best quarterback of all time and he throws absolute rocket balls. Joshua Patrick Allen is the leader of Bills mafia. His sweat smells amazing and he is so hunky. He can jump over anyone with ease. A 6 foot 5 ape who can throw 90 yards. He has many sons such as:

Mac jones, Tua Tagovailoa, Zach Wilson

Friend: Man, Josh Allen is amazing!

Me: I know right! He is so handsome!

by ThurmanThomas April 14, 2023

Allen

One of the funniest guy ever. has the funniest laugh! Might be decieved as "gay" but actually just has a better additude than most guys, thus having mainly girl friends. Tipically a Filipino guy. Usually a guy who likes justin bieber. A camera whore. :D (:

OMG Allen's laugh is so funny.

I think Allen might be gay.

Allen's pretty cool but he doesn't have guy friends

by Choco_loves_candy October 23, 2011

ray allen

One of the best three-point shooters in the NBA. Unfortunately isn't getting much done on the poor Supersonics, who probably won't see another title for 5 years or so.

"Ray Allen shoots the J from 30 feet..."

by D-Miles October 15, 2006

Imon Allen

The light of my life. My heart and soul. My darling happiness everything I could ever want and more. The sweetest kindest most intelligent girl iv ever met. The reason I smile every day no matter how bad thing get because I know I have you. The person who i want to spend the rest of my life with and will spend it trying to make you as happy as u make me. The woman to whom my heart belongs I promise to give u every drop of love I have in it. My love forever and always thats a promise and I swear to miss you when your gone. To spend my life with u would be a privilege and my deepest desire. I LOVE U!!!

person1: SHES ABSOLUTELY PERFECT I MEAN HER FLAWS JUST ADD TO HOW GREAT SHE IS

person 2 : DUH thats IMON ALLEN

also referred to as NOMI, MON MON , LAZY BUTT,MONI,AND EMPRESS

by BIJI November 4, 2009

Tim Allen

To totally get owned; to use construction tools(i.e. hammer) to beat someone up;

I just Tim Allened your ass.

by Jeremy April 17, 2004